Quitting addict Sarah Palin is furious, on Facebook, that everyone figured out she quit her bus tour. Stopping the bus does not mean "quit." It means, snowbillies need to take a vacation from their vacations sometimes.
'Had relations?' Surely you should coin some word for sex, make it a stilted unfunnytated phraseterm and endlesslypeat it, so you could jack off to your Google hit count?
"Clevernicate" is probably too catchy. We could use someone with some true innate inability, here.
Troll is only a couple weeks late to the penis joke party, but troll also gets partial credit for also relating the "joke" (why not, I'm feeling magnanimous) to something in the actual topic of discussion, for once!
Expose a troll to the high-grade Wonkette, and next thing you know, it's making almost-timely half-jokes that have relevance!
Third option: SpurningBeer's genius is mitigated. The limerick is a classic one, slightly edited. This one is original, though:
The conservative blogosphere waits To see powers returned to the states. Spurning Beer thinks that whites Who believe in States Rights Are obsessives with paranoid traits.
Not true ... they were planning on her presence to help roll out a helicopter-hunting industry. Tourism in Sudan needs a draw, and that was going to be it.
Too bad Santorum is already taken.
'Had relations?' Surely you should coin some word for sex, make it a stilted unfunnytated phraseterm and endlesslypeat it, so you could jack off to your Google hit count?
"Clevernicate" is probably too catchy. We could use someone with some true innate inability, here.
"Sue Dan is in Africa?? What's she doin' there?!"
Fool-Efficient Vehicle?
Troll is only a couple weeks late to the penis joke party, but troll also gets partial credit for also relating the "joke" (why not, I'm feeling magnanimous) to something in the actual topic of discussion, for once!
Expose a troll to the high-grade Wonkette, and next thing you know, it's making almost-timely half-jokes that have relevance!
Actually, you're quite wrong. Those never get old.
There's an essential difference between a classic and a cliche.
i think i can safely add:
This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any
bristol thinks bill clinton, brad pitt and prince charles are bad boys?
huh. i would have gone with colin farrell but maybe that's just me.
Third option: SpurningBeer's genius is mitigated. The limerick is a classic one, slightly edited. This one is original, though:
The conservative blogosphere waits To see powers returned to the states. Spurning Beer thinks that whites Who believe in States Rights Are obsessives with paranoid traits.
for me this is good news. the rest of america will then be catching up with my unemployed state and i won't feel so alone.
to be fair, if i could figure out how to make 'unemployment' pay the way sarah does, i would totally never go back to work.
I don't think Mussolini ever visited, even after the invasion of Ethiopia.
Beat me. Dammit.
She certainly puts the "Twit" in Twitter.
She'd be out in 15.
Not true ... they were planning on her presence to help roll out a helicopter-hunting industry. Tourism in Sudan needs a draw, and that was going to be it.