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I know this is what he looks like, but I would love to know what he says, in private, about his decision to put Griftzilla on his ticket.

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She thinks that Fucks Gnus is typical of how the news media works. If you told her that Maddow and Maher will be picking who gets to debate Clinton, she wouldn't bat a false eyelash.

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"any of them that have been in front of me"

I always loved the passive voice there ... she would read any paper, provided that it somehow turned up in front of her. Couric should have asked her how often that happened.

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There's a substantial list of conservatard loons who would be "well known" enough to get the dumbass vote. West and Duggar are certainly in the top 10, but you've got Pat Robertson, Alex Jones, and a few Fucks Gnus blowhards who would all be interchangeable vote magnets. I'm trying to figure out what angle Trump needs to cover, since he's got the xenophobe vote, and he's working on the bibble-humper demographic. Somebody to do the climate-, evolution- and science-in-general-denying, maybe?

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Nope, we just quit listening.

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I like to think of the Kochs sitting in their liberal, elite, NYC lairs wringing their hands and crying out to their god wondering why he has forsaken them. "Why can't Scott Walker be likeable enough to be elected God, WHY?????"

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Every Joe Six-pack has a silent, young, wife with a boob job too. I don't think I've heard her speak since she married Trump. Is she still alive?

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I figured someone had to set it up.

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I've seen it. There's a word (OK, another word) for him in Spanish: Sinverguenza. It means shameless, but it sounds more accurate in Spanish, especially when one considers how he talks about those below the border, way below the belt.

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Oh fuck, I just realized who she is. (Without the redeeming quality of cat love, of course.)

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If he's so rich and entrepreneurial, then why doesn't he build her a private Palindrome?

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A Palindrome? Is that like a Palindome where two men enter but one man leaves?

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