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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Except without the intellectual stimulation.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

If she wouldn't have been lying, she would have been refusing to talk.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Sarah! How can we know what you mean if you don't know?

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NoMoNeNe's avatar

She'd pimp out her trampy daughter to an asshole gun nut racist Medal of Honor winner who fibbed about his heroical activities in the war if she thought there was a few bucks in it for.....oh, wait. Never mind.

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mark99k's avatar

Hourly. Nobody notices.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

again...

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

So...like a 7-Eleven gully washer full of the semen of Bristol's many boyfriends?

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Moose Whisperer Barbie would support the new Bill Cosby wing at the National Organization of Women if she thought it would bring her attention.

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AB316's avatar

It's like you're not even trying anymore, Bible Spice.

She might as well just ask for $5 at the door from everyone

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

judgEment libel!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

someone who is not running too

BURIED LEDE ALERT: Caribou Barbie crosses herself off Veep list!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♫ ♬.Then she flew those puppies up to Nova ScotiaTo see the total eclipse of the sun....

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Matched, but never exceeded.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Clueless" would be a great name for a show that she could host on Fawkes Snooze.

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Doug Langley's avatar

And without the fun side effects.

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