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Except without the intellectual stimulation.

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If she wouldn't have been lying, she would have been refusing to talk.

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Sarah! How can we know what you mean if you don't know?

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She'd pimp out her trampy daughter to an asshole gun nut racist Medal of Honor winner who fibbed about his heroical activities in the war if she thought there was a few bucks in it for.....oh, wait. Never mind.

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Hourly. Nobody notices.

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again...

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So...like a 7-Eleven gully washer full of the semen of Bristol's many boyfriends?

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Moose Whisperer Barbie would support the new Bill Cosby wing at the National Organization of Women if she thought it would bring her attention.

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It's like you're not even trying anymore, Bible Spice.

She might as well just ask for $5 at the door from everyone

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judgEment libel!

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someone who is not running too

BURIED LEDE ALERT: Caribou Barbie crosses herself off Veep list!

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♫ ♬.Then she flew those puppies up to Nova ScotiaTo see the total eclipse of the sun....

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Matched, but never exceeded.

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"Clueless" would be a great name for a show that she could host on Fawkes Snooze.

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And without the fun side effects.

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