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fuflans's avatar

now THAT is a wonkette comment.

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bobbert's avatar

I didn't.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Isn't Michelle Obama a stay-at-home Mom? She just happens to live above the store.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Do you know what <i>else</i> started withy <i>Poulter-</i> ?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You obviously haven't read the facebook comments, they explain <i>everything</i>

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

In that whole rant, she couldn't have talked ONCE about Obama smoking crack? She also doesn't mention that time he said he would take all the babbies away.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Ignorant twunt twisting the President's words? Must be a day ending in "Y".

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PubOption's avatar

Put the slut pills on the supermarket shelves, next to the wine coolers. Hope that a future Bristol and Levi have the money for both, because insurance won't pay for either.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

We have always been at war with Strawiana.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

She deals in dreamers and telephone schemers.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The coverage of griftettes will continue until donations improve.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Coaching youth sports is usually done by people without traditional jobs? When did that change?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Neither Arizona nor Alaska are exactly known for growing it, so how exactly <em>did</em> The White Queen of Grift source the material for all those strawmen? Does she have yet another home state?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Compliments to the chef, who fucked the chicken <i>just so.</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Entertain latchkey kids"

She's talking to you, Rich Lowry! IT'S STARBURSTIN' TIME

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Following the birth of their first child, in April 1989, she helped in her husband's commercial fishing business. She was elected to the Wasilla City Council in 1992, and became Mayor of Wasilla in 1996. In 2003, after an unsuccessful run for Lieutenant Governor, she was appointed Chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, responsible for overseeing the state's oil and gas fields for safety and efficiency. The youngest person and first woman to be elected Governor of Alaska,[1] Palin held the office from December 2006 until her resignation in July 2009. She has since endorsed and campaigned for the Tea Party movement, as well as several candidates in multiple election cycles. On April 3, 2014, Palin premiered her latest TV show, Amazing America with Sarah Palin on the Sportsman Channel"- Wikipedia

Ok, Sarah, now tell us when exactly you were a stay-at-home mom.

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