Important grandma Sarah Palin was supposed to fly to LA last night to watch her daughter dance around like a common strumpet -- even though Sarah would have been in constant danger of being assassinated by Hamas. Did you stay up all night long, fretting like a worrywart about Sarah Palin's safety? That was very kind of you but also unnecessary, because Sarah decided it would be best if she just stayed home and watched reruns of
So, they take "dancers" and assign them the task of dancing alongside a galumphing hostess cupcake, and whichever team (dancer + galumphing hostess cupcake) gives the illusion of grace and sweetness the most wins? That's what this show has evolved into.
They had the whole McCain/Palin offspring team out last night. Meghan McCain was on "Chelsea Lately" as well. The boob tube had actual boobs.
I think all these performance competitions are really, really stupid and could not care less who "wins". Yet I admire people who have the self-confidence and goofy optimism to give it a try.
Nicely done Bristol: At least when you danced around on teevee, you didn't use crib notes on your hand.
I don’t dance. This came about from many years of playing in clubs, weddings and lizard lounges. Standing on stage and observing dance floor gyrations, double wide pelvic thrusts, jiggling flapping arms, robotic like stomping and chicken dances has burned in my brain a horrible permanent image of what my dance moves must look like. I’ll stick to occasionally snapping my fingers and after a few beers I might even nod my head a little. Maybe.
So, they take "dancers" and assign them the task of dancing alongside a galumphing hostess cupcake, and whichever team (dancer + galumphing hostess cupcake) gives the illusion of grace and sweetness the most wins? That's what this show has evolved into.
Well yeah. I had a lot friends in punk bands. But only after many beers.
i hope La Palin's absence is a prelude to a massive family feud / split. it would seem to be the next chapter.
also, i will be on Team Bristol.
See you next week! Bwhahahaha etc.
They had the whole McCain/Palin offspring team out last night. Meghan McCain was on "Chelsea Lately" as well. The boob tube had actual boobs.
I think all these performance competitions are really, really stupid and could not care less who "wins". Yet I admire people who have the self-confidence and goofy optimism to give it a try.
Nicely done Bristol: At least when you danced around on teevee, you didn't use crib notes on your hand.
I don’t dance. This came about from many years of playing in clubs, weddings and lizard lounges. Standing on stage and observing dance floor gyrations, double wide pelvic thrusts, jiggling flapping arms, robotic like stomping and chicken dances has burned in my brain a horrible permanent image of what my dance moves must look like. I’ll stick to occasionally snapping my fingers and after a few beers I might even nod my head a little. Maybe.
Yeah. I can't stand that crap either. Don't watch it, never will.
I thought she did fine until she stood up. Did Sarah take Bristol's pants back to Alaska with her?
I see a Nickelodeon show in the future for Trig.
Her final score was 6-6-6. Coinkydink? I think not.
Notes on how Bristol can improve.
1. Look at your feet more. 2. Count out loud. 3. No matter what dance your partner is doing, you do a box step.
Hey, couldn't hurt. Amirite?