So, Katie Couric is hosting Good Morning America (zzzzzz) and NBC got all hilarious and tapped former halfterm governor and eighth-wit reptiloid Sarah Palin for some clever/stupid counterprogramming. It's the Thrilla in Wasilla! (A gig cohosting Today is what passes for INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NEWS in the New York Media Elite Corridor ever since Manhattan kicked out all its most interesting junkies.) Relive Palin's glorious lack of interest and curiosity in the world with her original Katie Couric GOTCHA! interview, after the jump.
actually, it's pretty funny to watch her blather on about pakistan - of which she knows nothing and has barely remembered that one line she heard from steve schmidt even though she hates steve schmidt and isn't exactly sure if it's pakistan or somewhere else 'stan' and probably brown - still!! she is sure people of pakistan want freedom and would never harbor al qaeda.
If this is one of those shows they stage in the fishbowl studio at Rockefeller Plaza, she'll never ever go away. There's a permanent mob of tourists on the other side of the glass, and she'll know deep down in her heart that they all showed up just for her.
As for the "silent treatment", well, it's probably just as well she can't hear what they're saying.
That would have put a whole new spin on "ultimate penalty." Or not ... hardly worse than having Dumbya or Rick Perry send you to your death.
If anyone would like to be cheered up on a Monday morning, a brief Internets search told me the state of Alaska never had the death penalty.
The idea that Duh Gov'Nuh would hold the power of life and death in her hands was just more than I could take. To learn it never happened was a ray of sunshine.
DIVIDES BY ZERO
"LOTS OF DOGS"
Are the initials for the station WDERP?
HOORAY! Another use for the mute button.
She can just hold her hand up to the camera and we'll know everything she does.
They can rename the show "Good Mourning America".
god. that just never gets old.
actually, it's pretty funny to watch her blather on about pakistan - of which she knows nothing and has barely remembered that one line she heard from steve schmidt even though she hates steve schmidt and isn't exactly sure if it's pakistan or somewhere else 'stan' and probably brown - still!! she is sure people of pakistan want freedom and would never harbor al qaeda.
Can we have that in all caps, please?
If this is one of those shows they stage in the fishbowl studio at Rockefeller Plaza, she'll never ever go away. There's a permanent mob of tourists on the other side of the glass, and she'll know deep down in her heart that they all showed up just for her.
As for the "silent treatment", well, it's probably just as well she can't hear what they're saying.
That would have put a whole new spin on "ultimate penalty." Or not ... hardly worse than having Dumbya or Rick Perry send you to your death.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=GmoMVxY80tU" target="_blank">Charisma!</a>
If anyone would like to be cheered up on a Monday morning, a brief Internets search told me the state of Alaska never had the death penalty.
The idea that Duh Gov&#039;Nuh would hold the power of life and death in her hands was just more than I could take. To learn it never happened was a ray of sunshine.
Is there an alternate universe where she&#039;s still primarily known as Sarah Heath, terrible sportscaster?