Sarah Palin took a five minute break from her pre-scripted reality teevee existence to go on a different teevee show, so that she could tell Barbara Walters that it would be so easy for her to "defeat Barack Obama." And then Barbara Walters probably had to ask, "Really? In a presidential election? I'm not talking about teevee ratings, you fucking idiot." (Barbara Walters is old and doesn't realize how similar "teevee ratings" and "running for president" actually are.) Everybody is so surprised that Sarah Palin would consider quitting her Alaskan teevee show to run for president, because "quitting" is not a word Sarah Palin uses, on Twitter. Perhaps even more surprising is that Sarah Palin would abandon her simple, snowbilly lifestyle so that she could drag her family around the United States and smile and wave at mobs of flag-waving, scooter-powered vegetables.(Ha ha, if Sarah Palin actually
Murkowski&#039;s supporters can spell which gives her a huge advantage over <strike>Paylin</strike> <strike>Pailin</strike> <strike>Palen</strike> Palin in any write-in contest.
There was a time when if $arah said she was running for prez, I would have said, &quot;yes, please!&quot; Now I&#039;m not so sure. Our nation is strongly trending stupid and joining one or another cult of personality. I mean really...look at Bristol on DWTS. I haven&#039;t seen steps that wooden since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer...and she&#039;s winning. The Palin clan has tapped a rich vein of stupidity...vocal stupidity. Combine that with the Internet Monster, plus the many people who are not *always* stupid, but can be swayed and say hello to Dog Patch in the Whitehouse...Bristol and Willow tweeting about faggots from the Lincoln bedroom.
Murkowski&#039;s supporters can spell which gives her a huge advantage over <strike>Paylin</strike> <strike>Pailin</strike> <strike>Palen</strike> Palin in any write-in contest.
One of my favorite &quot;shops&quot;.
Sarah could probably handily defeat Obama in a competition of Ways To Use Your Bump-It. That&#039;s about it.
Sarah Palin may run for Prezzedent? Yippee yi oh motherfuckers. The debate between her and Obama will be priceless.
In Bush&#039;s case it&#039;s his use of the Freedom From Information act.
The list of people NOT getting the Medal of Freedom is shorter. We are a nation of kindergartners.
Wait until the teabaggers find out that China is all pissed off and raised the rates on Rascal parts. They&#039;ll have to follow these trailblazers in West Virginia: <a href="http://www.herald-dispatch...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/x338679492/Tw...">http://www.herald-dispatch....
There was a time when if $arah said she was running for prez, I would have said, &quot;yes, please!&quot; Now I&#039;m not so sure. Our nation is strongly trending stupid and joining one or another cult of personality. I mean really...look at Bristol on DWTS. I haven&#039;t seen steps that wooden since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer...and she&#039;s winning. The Palin clan has tapped a rich vein of stupidity...vocal stupidity. Combine that with the Internet Monster, plus the many people who are not *always* stupid, but can be swayed and say hello to Dog Patch in the Whitehouse...Bristol and Willow tweeting about faggots from the Lincoln bedroom.