Conservatives, rejoice! Liberals, rejoice even harder! Sarah Palin is officially going to bring in da noise and da funk and da WTF did she just say?!?! at this year's annual Conservative Political Action Conference: “Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,” American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp said in a statement Wednesday announcing her appearance.
<i>&quot;With the new system, robots were able to watch a video and then recognize, take hold of, and manipulate ... to accomplish the watched task without additional human input or programming.&quot;</i>
What happened when it watched porn? (asking for a friend)
Every year CPAC has a &quot;Straw Poll&quot; - whom would you like as your Presidential Candidate (in this case, in 2016). And every year Duh Gov&#039; pretty much comes in dead last.
Inviting her to speak at an event is like standing in front of the monkey cage at the zoo and making loud and obnoxious comments. You know the next thing you&#039;ll get is a facefull of poo.
&ldquo;Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,&rdquo; So does Cookie Monster but at least he makes sense.
Palin&#039;s teleprompter didn&#039;t work during her Iowa speech, so she completely forgot to say that Obama can&#039;t function without a teleprompter.
And here is John Cleese on Palin&#039;s verbal skills:
&quot;She&#039;s basically learned certain speeches. She does them very well, she&#039;s got a very good memory, but it&#039;s like a nice-looking parrot. The parrot speaks beautifully and kind of says &#039;aw shucks&#039; every now and again, but doesn&#039;t really have any understanding of the meaning of the words it is producing, even though it&#039;s producing them very accurately.&quot;
Shorter Cleese: Palin off-script is a dead parrot.
<i>&quot;With the new system, robots were able to watch a video and then recognize, take hold of, and manipulate ... to accomplish the watched task without additional human input or programming.&quot;</i>
What happened when it watched porn? (asking for a friend)
Don&#039;t forget Lesley Ann Warren on Mission: Impossible.
I always wanted to be Emma Peel when I grew up. I still do.
So number 5 is alive?
I for one think &quot;Matt Schlapp&quot; has to be a porn name. I mean, really.
Ha ha, that&#039;s very logical.
Every year CPAC has a &quot;Straw Poll&quot; - whom would you like as your Presidential Candidate (in this case, in 2016). And every year Duh Gov&#039; pretty much comes in dead last.
Inviting her to speak at an event is like standing in front of the monkey cage at the zoo and making loud and obnoxious comments. You know the next thing you&#039;ll get is a facefull of poo.
Once again, I would just like to say, &quot;Fuck you, Mitt Romney. Sincerely.&quot;
Hey Mitt, congratulations on carrying Jackson, MS and Stone Mountain, GA.
&ldquo;Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,&rdquo; So does Cookie Monster but at least he makes sense.
Apparently Palin ,being a quitter, did not get to the end of Green Eggs and Ham for the plot twist.
I tried entering Captain of the Universe as my occupation and that didn&#039;t get accepted either so don&#039;t feel so bad.
Palin&#039;s teleprompter didn&#039;t work during her Iowa speech, so she completely forgot to say that Obama can&#039;t function without a teleprompter.
Sarah&#039;s problem is that she still thinks the Democrat candidate is going to be George Clinton.
And here is John Cleese on Palin&#039;s verbal skills:
&quot;She&#039;s basically learned certain speeches. She does them very well, she&#039;s got a very good memory, but it&#039;s like a nice-looking parrot. The parrot speaks beautifully and kind of says &#039;aw shucks&#039; every now and again, but doesn&#039;t really have any understanding of the meaning of the words it is producing, even though it&#039;s producing them very accurately.&quot;
Shorter Cleese: Palin off-script is a dead parrot.
Would he institute a parliamentary system?