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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"With the new system, robots were able to watch a video and then recognize, take hold of, and manipulate ... to accomplish the watched task without additional human input or programming."</i>

What happened when it watched porn? (asking for a friend)

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Don't forget Lesley Ann Warren on Mission: Impossible.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I always wanted to be Emma Peel when I grew up. I still do.

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

So number 5 is alive?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I for one think "Matt Schlapp" has to be a porn name. I mean, really.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ha ha, that's very logical.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Every year CPAC has a "Straw Poll" - whom would you like as your Presidential Candidate (in this case, in 2016). And every year Duh Gov' pretty much comes in dead last.

Inviting her to speak at an event is like standing in front of the monkey cage at the zoo and making loud and obnoxious comments. You know the next thing you'll get is a facefull of poo.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Once again, I would just like to say, "Fuck you, Mitt Romney. Sincerely."

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schmannity's avatar

Hey Mitt, congratulations on carrying Jackson, MS and Stone Mountain, GA.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“Gov. Sarah Palin possesses a unique ability to speak directly to the American people,” So does Cookie Monster but at least he makes sense.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Apparently Palin ,being a quitter, did not get to the end of Green Eggs and Ham for the plot twist.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I tried entering Captain of the Universe as my occupation and that didn't get accepted either so don't feel so bad.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Palin's teleprompter didn't work during her Iowa speech, so she completely forgot to say that Obama can't function without a teleprompter.

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malsperanza's avatar

Sarah's problem is that she still thinks the Democrat candidate is going to be George Clinton.

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malsperanza's avatar

And here is John Cleese on Palin's verbal skills:

"She's basically learned certain speeches. She does them very well, she's got a very good memory, but it's like a nice-looking parrot. The parrot speaks beautifully and kind of says 'aw shucks' every now and again, but doesn't really have any understanding of the meaning of the words it is producing, even though it's producing them very accurately."

Shorter Cleese: Palin off-script is a dead parrot.

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PubOption's avatar

Would he institute a parliamentary system?

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