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nightmoth's avatar

So many men said she was a MILF when she ran for office that I'm sure they've thought of any number of positions for her.

NoMore Moose's avatar

God why you so mean to me when I collect money from the rubes I mean loyal people who will make this country a Christian nation as it was always then and now also from Alaska but not the east coast people who are liberals and pansy commies who voted for Obama who gave them phones then so happy for my granddaughter. I forget how many I have but anyway very happy for this huge blessing. Thank you for sneaking in the tent and getting my born virgin again daughter preggo.

Lefty Mark's avatar

" As Benjamin Franklin famously texted said, 'YOLO. LOL, whut? $#it! gotta roll, mah minions - L8r.' "

Lefty Mark's avatar

Needz moar camouflage skirts!

Lefty Mark's avatar

If I really felt that was there in terms of support, then I’d be more than willing to serve."So, not in this lifetime."

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Kant is low, but the absence of Spinoza has me piqued.

Dan Rowley's avatar

Good thing you hate Oprah, right?

Dan Rowley's avatar

Wonderful that the author of this article hates Oprah! Cool..👍👍 Can't trust those religious types, can ya!?

doktorzoom's avatar

Believe me, I had a particular lab in mind. He was a sweetheart, and clever, but there was something about that ottoman what just set him off.

doktorzoom's avatar

Especially in Houston.

Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

How can you even expect conservatives to respond when you have not factored in the number one cause of death in America, swimming pools?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She won't go away, will she?

Charon's Avatar's avatar

Oh, boy, Sarah's goin' rouge again. She's such a nonconformist roguish character. Can't wait for this grifter to mount the hustings for another stab at quitting another elective office to strike out to make more money off Boobus Americanus.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I read that on the internet.