She's all philosophical 'n' stuff Sarah Palin's on a book tour for her Very Own Crappy Bible what she wroted herself, and Tuesday was her day to pitch it on ABC's Good Morning America, where host Robin Roberts asked the half-term quitter the question on every American's mind: "Will you ever shut up and go away?" Unfortunately, Roberts got all confused and asked the question in completely different words, which came out as, "What would it take to get you back into politics, and do you have your eye on a particular office?" Sister Sarah allowed as how it might just be possible to lure her back into public service, as long as you're willing to define "public service" really loosely:
God why you so mean to me when I collect money from the rubes I mean loyal people who will make this country a Christian nation as it was always then and now also from Alaska but not the east coast people who are liberals and pansy commies who voted for Obama who gave them phones then so happy for my granddaughter. I forget how many I have but anyway very happy for this huge blessing. Thank you for sneaking in the tent and getting my born virgin again daughter preggo.
Oh, boy, Sarah's goin' rouge again. She's such a nonconformist roguish character. Can't wait for this grifter to mount the hustings for another stab at quitting another elective office to strike out to make more money off Boobus Americanus.
So many men said she was a MILF when she ran for office that I'm sure they've thought of any number of positions for her.
God why you so mean to me when I collect money from the rubes I mean loyal people who will make this country a Christian nation as it was always then and now also from Alaska but not the east coast people who are liberals and pansy commies who voted for Obama who gave them phones then so happy for my granddaughter. I forget how many I have but anyway very happy for this huge blessing. Thank you for sneaking in the tent and getting my born virgin again daughter preggo.
" As Benjamin Franklin famously texted said, 'YOLO. LOL, whut? $#it! gotta roll, mah minions - L8r.' "
Needz moar camouflage skirts!
If I really felt that was there in terms of support, then I’d be more than willing to serve."So, not in this lifetime."
Kant is low, but the absence of Spinoza has me piqued.
Good thing you hate Oprah, right?
Wonderful that the author of this article hates Oprah! Cool..👍👍 Can't trust those religious types, can ya!?
The door is open, Sarah. Charge! -- http://i.imgur.com/MvLGreM.gif
Believe me, I had a particular lab in mind. He was a sweetheart, and clever, but there was something about that ottoman what just set him off.
Especially in Houston.
How can you even expect conservatives to respond when you have not factored in the number one cause of death in America, swimming pools?
....in bed.
She won't go away, will she?
Oh, boy, Sarah's goin' rouge again. She's such a nonconformist roguish character. Can't wait for this grifter to mount the hustings for another stab at quitting another elective office to strike out to make more money off Boobus Americanus.
I read that on the internet.