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Thank you!

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Garden gnomes for racists.

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Every December there is one of those on the roof across our street.

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Ruhe:

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Hooters libel!

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Born Again Virgin Bristol is providing a little PR from her blog: <i> Christmas around my household was always a fun, sweet time – Mom did a lot to make memories that will last a lifetime. That’s why I’m so excited that she’s writing a new book! Called A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas, her book will come out in November. In a statement from Harper Collins, she said, “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.” I’m so looking forward to this book! Way to go, Mom!</i>

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grifters of a feather...

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Actually, this was supposed to be for the 2010 War on Christmas. She just got a little confused while clubbing the halibut.

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Meth.

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If it didn't exist before, it does now.

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but then he wouldn't get the ego stroke

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sadly, just like Britney, by the time she's backed sufficiently into the corner to have to go down that route no one will want to pay to see

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You have reminded me why Republicans are set against replacing the dollar bill with a coin. They don't want to be accused of changing money.

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Bimbos make me uncomfortable too, especially when they try to talk to me...

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that's why he left MLB to play in the Asia league

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Manny Moe and Hack

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