One day, 17 or 8 or 92 years ago, when wise and beneficent Leadership Shower Sarah Palin was first becoming the national Thought Leader we know and know today, she said a thing, and that thing was that Barack Nobummer was such a weak homosexual girly man (paraphrase) that Vladimir Putin would do sex in his bottom (Nobummer's bottom) and then he would invade Crimea. That is, Putin would invade Crimea, obviously, since to invade Crimea you have to BE a MAN.
If Wonkette allowed comments, I might congratulate our Dear Editrix on her heroinical attempts to decipher the Demiguv's 100% authentic frontier gibberish.
whatever putin does or doesn't do, whatever happens in north korea, if the middle east officially and totally goes up in flames and even if we are overrun by toronto, i will still and always sleep better knowing that john mccain, mitt romney and sarah palin are no where near the white house.
"This was a very good meeting. And I look forward to my next meeting with President Putin in July. I very much enjoyed our time together. He's an honest, straightforward man who loves his country. He loves his family. We share a lot of values. I view him as a remarkable leader. I believe his leadership will serve Russia well. Russia and America have the opportunity to accomplish much together; we should seize it. And today, we have begun."
-- George W. LOOK OVER THERE, BLACK PRESIDENT, 2001
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Uh yeah. This &quot;prediction&quot; was in the <a href="http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/\?p=11594" target="_blank">same campaign speech</a> where she warned of Obummer&#039;s plotting with Tehran, invading Pakistan and cutting funding to the troops. Not clairvoyant, but about as accurate a room full of monkeys typing on keyboards and flinging poop.
If Wonkette allowed comments, I might congratulate our Dear Editrix on her heroinical attempts to decipher the Demiguv&#039;s 100% authentic frontier gibberish.
whatever putin does or doesn&#039;t do, whatever happens in north korea, if the middle east officially and totally goes up in flames and even if we are overrun by toronto, i will still and always sleep better knowing that john mccain, mitt romney and sarah palin are no where near the white house.
Sarah Palin couldn&#039;t find Italy on a map.
Crimea? Forget about it.
That clock isn&#039;t broken, it just quit halfway through.
&quot;This was a very good meeting. And I look forward to my next meeting with President Putin in July. I very much enjoyed our time together. He&#039;s an honest, straightforward man who loves his country. He loves his family. We share a lot of values. I view him as a remarkable leader. I believe his leadership will serve Russia well. Russia and America have the opportunity to accomplish much together; we should seize it. And today, we have begun.&quot;
-- George W. LOOK OVER THERE, BLACK PRESIDENT, 2001
I Told Ya So*
* &quot;So&quot; may or may not contain words and sentences, in any particular order, reflecting commonly accepted versions of words and sentences commonly found in your version reality. May contain nuts, also.
Uh yeah. This &quot;prediction&quot; was in the <a href="http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/\?p=11594" target="_blank">same campaign speech</a> where she warned of Obummer&#039;s plotting with Tehran, invading Pakistan and cutting funding to the troops. Not clairvoyant, but about as accurate a room full of monkeys typing on keyboards and flinging poop.
Linda LaDouche (AKA)Lyndon LaRoughe predicted it long afore the Tundra Twit so no Sarah you do not get credit you have been outcunted again
Where can we find 600 cavalrymen?
Finland?
Eva Peron meets Our Lady of Fatima.