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$carah's Sanhedrin? No.

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Hey, maybe Bristol and baby daddy #2 can come before her for a decision on custody. Mama Grifter probably will try to get all biblical and suggest cutting the baby in half. And Bristol will be, like, "Sure, that way we can both keep him at the same time. You so smart mama!" Then they would all go get drunk and forget where she left her half of the baby.

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See below.

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Quitting keeps her busy. Which means she needs a lot of TV shows as a judge.

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Hahaha, love it!

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This will generate an avalanche of click-bait. I can't wait to see how she examines evidence, processes that, applies her extensive mastery of law and justice, and then comes up with a Solomon-like decision. HAHAHAHAHAHA! No, she is like the pretty cheerleader who dates the huge football player, then flirts with some poor dork and then gets the football player to beat him up for hitting on her. I'm sure she would make a fine, FINE judge. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my unicorn.

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I just want a slice of the grift. "If God hadn't wanted 'em sheared, he wouldn't have made 'em sheep."

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Ask him about Al Capone's Vault.

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I've posted this before, but in the men's room at a certain university area bar here, there is a decades old graffito that reads: "Geraldo was a UofA student in 1965 called Jerry Rivera. He was a dickhead then".

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How nice to know that someone with such deeply rooted dignity was nearly next in line for the presidency of the United States.

At what point does the entire Republican Party just become a reality TV show?

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I vaguely remember hearing once that the Crocodile Dundee guy actually is a satirical actor/comedian who is widely appreciated in Australia.

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I can't see sister Sarah not asking' questions from the bench.

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Willow will be the stenographer. Track the bailiff. Bristol the narrator/interviewer. Todd will serve snacks between cases.

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So does that mean her show ends before the second commercial break everyday? Also, who doesn't want to see Sarah Palin attempt to logically connect dots to dress someone down...why my brain is hemorrhaging in anticipation!

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We're the world's first anti-meritocracy! USA! USA!

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