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"I can't be racist...I'm part Eskimo".

Well, you are racist and full blown insane.

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....well look at the pot calling the kettle black!

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...I think "Paint it Magenta" has a much more PC sound to it

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...when I am depressed I like to get Blackout drunk!

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See? <i>See??</i> Both sides do it.

Of course not taking the Snowbilly Grifter seriously is the real offense.

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Aaaah, this is boring, I'm just not inuit.

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Talk about providing aid and comfort to our enemies...

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...well Mitten Father was Mexican so that means he can deport as many Mexicans as he pleases!!!

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...is it true that you are a little on the HUSKY side with a SNOW white complexion?

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...WTF is wrong with this idiot?!

"As she is part Yup’ik Eskimo, I’m not sure if this term would be deemed offensive when it’s directed at her or if it would be considered benign as in the case of Chris Matthews’ use of it in reference to Rachel Maddow. Just to be careful, from now on I’ll avoid using it with Piper, and I would appreciate it if the media refrained from using words and phrases like igloo, Eskimo Pie, and “when hell freezes over,” as they might be considered offensive by my extended Alaska Native family."

Moving forward the uses of the following words have been deemed racist by the Angry Blakk People Council:

-Blackened Chicken -Black hole -Rumble in the Jungle -People of color

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...@Actor212: geez, you couldn't have fit a snow mobile or polar bear mention in there?!

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Palin thought shuck and jive meant Glen rice's removal of a condom followed by chit chat.

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...actually the original draft referenced the president "putting on a show like Fredrick Douglas in Black Face ", but her handlers figured it was a bit over the top!

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...nah, however if you ask the Black dog for its original "Long Form Birth Certificate" then you are racist!

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Sarah Palin, the other white meathead.

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...I was not aware that Hell was inhabited by Eskimos?!

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