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I just need to say totally off topic - THAT AVATAR IS THE BEST AVATAR EVAR!

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I was scratching my head over that one too, seeing as Iggy is nearly as white as I am, & I'm approximately the same colour as copy paper.

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'Møøse bytes'You're welcome!

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I believe the entire article is just empty white space.

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I wasn't sure what she looked like, so I had to google her. Plus there's that pesky fact-checking thing that's advisable with lying liars from the great white trash north. But Palin (and many Trump-supporting idiots) probably subscribes to the one-drop rule, too. Not sure if Australia had anything similar.ETA: white guy in Seattle, and I'm darker than she is.

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Still true - maybe even more so - if you lose those last 4 words.

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My inner firebug approves.

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Australia isn't as nuts as America about the whole "one drop" thing. I hasten to add that we're a very long way from being "post-racial", though, it's just that our racists focus more on Aboriginals & Mooslims than on African folk, although probably only because we have so few of the latter.

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Huh. What happened to her defense of the 1st Amendment with all of her argle-bargle?

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I am truly grateful to the Moose Queen for adding the word "squirmish", which sounds like a drunken bar fight among worms and snakes, to our lexicon. I look forward to someday being able to pass it off as a Scrabble word. This business, though, of " batting an eye", should be "batting an eyelash"; otherwise, it sounds like an act wothy of Al Capone. It is like " your eyes are getting heavy", as though one's eyeballs are sinking into one's chin. No, it is your eyelids, for the love of God, that are getting heavy.

That's all. I haven't had coffee yet.

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Dude, you forgot the quote marks (and trademark) around "make American great again" (or just make America "great" again.

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Sarah who?

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Yeah, I can't do any of the fancy formatting things other non-commenters can. Do I need to spell in HTML or something?Moose, elk, deer, whatever. They are all best after roasting over a very low flame. That's a gud byte!

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Judging by the way you spelled "libels", I'd say you've been hitting the bottle yourself...

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How the holy hell did this become the liberals fault?!

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Sounds like when I "take care of my giant cyclops."

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