Every Jew in America -- nay, every Jew throughout the world, today and across all time -- wants one thing on Rosh Hashanah: a message from Sarah Palin.
The Tribes of Israel must be perfected if they're to avoid the coming Cosmic Ethnic Cleansing. The Holy Father is bipolar and can be pretty violent.
Mazel Tov! And many happy returns to the Mother of Our Savior (often seen on pieces of food)!
The Tribes of Israel must be perfected if they're to avoid the coming Cosmic Ethnic Cleansing. The Holy Father is bipolar and can be pretty violent.
Who is Mary?
Yet we ignore the question: What the heck is America doing on its knees so much that there are holes in them? Oh, wait, never mind.