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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I already know about Sarah's fabled bowels, thank you. I read the Fartknocker report.

Takoma DC's avatar

It's an ugly house without a soul. It's located in Arizona. Palin + Brewer = Sewer.

rusty_shackleford's avatar

Has somebody already suggested your very own well unregulated militia? If not, dibs on some kind of high rank and patches, please!

Takoma DC's avatar

Patches? To god damned hell with patches! Wonketeers don't have to show no stinkin' patches! God damned cabrón and chinga tu madre!

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I call the rank of Rear Admiral or General Mayhem!Commander Salamander, at least. Any of those sounds better than "Captain Moroni of the Moronic Rebellion".

Takoma DC's avatar

In her Sierra 1500 Denali

Takoma DC's avatar

She has a nice Vulture's nest compliments of Fox News and HarperCollins. And of course the various and expected Palin grifts and scams.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I expected more wall quotes.

lynchie's avatar

"crabs and lice have been eliminated"....Remax Reality Agent...Do your Daddy.