It's actually a bit more tasteful than we were expecting. Do you have $2,499,000 lying around, perhaps under your mattress or maybe in your Amazon dot com gift card account? Would you like to put it to good use by buying yr Wonkette a 7,971 square foot fuckpad in Scottsdale? Because Sarah Palin is
I call the rank of Rear Admiral or General Mayhem!Commander Salamander, at least. Any of those sounds better than "Captain Moroni of the Moronic Rebellion".
Book learnin
I already know about Sarah's fabled bowels, thank you. I read the Fartknocker report.
It's an ugly house without a soul. It's located in Arizona. Palin + Brewer = Sewer.
Who used the 1/2 bath?
Has somebody already suggested your very own well unregulated militia? If not, dibs on some kind of high rank and patches, please!
Patches? To god damned hell with patches! Wonketeers don't have to show no stinkin' patches! God damned cabrón and chinga tu madre!
I call the rank of Rear Admiral or General Mayhem!Commander Salamander, at least. Any of those sounds better than "Captain Moroni of the Moronic Rebellion".
The housekeeper.
In her Sierra 1500 Denali
She has a nice Vulture's nest compliments of Fox News and HarperCollins. And of course the various and expected Palin grifts and scams.
I expected more wall quotes.
AOTK
No bidet ???
50 shades of grey
half man Todd
"crabs and lice have been eliminated"....Remax Reality Agent...Do your Daddy.