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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Vladimir Putin, to his neighbors who constantly stare over their back fence: "Take picture, dude, it will be lasting longer!"

And that's how this Kickstarter idea formed.

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Maybe he can tackle Yosemite next, and do something about the shortage of photos of Half Dome and El Capitan.

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I think there must be an American Professional Grifters Association, and this was their annual convention. Attended by televangelists, the Palin clan, Dr. Oz, and anybody who advertises on Beck's or Limpblob's shows.

bobbert's avatar

To be (perhaps unreasonably) fair, I would regard "Heath" as a family name (that's where they lived) that has been repurposed as a front name.

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That is a duck guy, isn't it?

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You know, this could work. If you have unbreakable charisma out the wazoo.

(If you do, and you might want an administrator, I have some time on my hands).

bobbert's avatar

No, no. We've seen these fuckwads before.

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This is not a grammar nazi attack. But you meant to say "nigh", not "nye" as in Bill Nye.

The thigh is nigh, so I sigh.

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Suggest that he find another adjective than "authentic". To me, there is nothing less authentic than "authentic".

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This is Alaska. It might be 200 roses.

schmannity's avatar

I'm throwing in any extra $7.95 for rounded scissors and construction paper for Sarah's limited edition pop up version.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I don’t have the funds to publish the quality product I envision." Good tequila ain't cheap.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And Ansel Adams weeps ....