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There's a difference between hating Sarah Palin and thinking she should not be President of the United States of America. One is a petty, emotional response to an irritating woman most people have never met. The other is patriotism.

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i am not making cornbread with my mom right now because my mom broke her arm in two places.

i wish i was making that up.

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Bristol loses <i>DWTS</i> to a cripple because she can't dance. But I'd rather focus on what she does do well, which is getting knocked up. She makes it look so easy. But I'll be damned if I could do it.

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Please, you think Teabaggers have the kind of brainpower to come up with that kind of triple-cross spy movie plan?

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All I know is my mother and grandmother didn't rip the house apart last night because "that Bristol Palin" won, so that's good. Thanks, America!

Also, can't wait for the pregnancy announcement!

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Old Thunder Thighs lost? Well boo fucking hoo.

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That article caused an inner conflict from finding myself wishing a long expensive disease on another human. Fortunately I got better.

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Haha Jinx

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These are all good points, I must say.

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My only regret is I have but one +1 to give to this comment.

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ABC should've billed the showdown as "Baby vs. Baby-Mama".

Or "Girl Who was the Dirty Dancing Star vs. Girl Who Was Dirty and Now Dances with the Stars".

Smell the ratings!

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