Bristol Palin did not triumph in the championship round of So You Think You Can Dance? That's Funny You Would Think That last night. America's most favorite Single Mama Grizzly lost to a lady named Jennifer Grey, who apparently danced her pants off even though she had a "ruptured disc." (Bristol Palin lost to a cripple!) Is Baby Jesus using the rise and fall of this dancing embarrassment as some sort of ominous literary device, to warn Sarah Palin that she will never become president and that her teevee ratings will continue to
There's a difference between hating Sarah Palin and thinking she should not be President of the United States of America. One is a petty, emotional response to an irritating woman most people have never met. The other is patriotism.
Bristol loses <i>DWTS</i> to a cripple because she can&#039;t dance. But I&#039;d rather focus on what she does do well, which is getting knocked up. She makes it look so easy. But I&#039;ll be damned if I could do it.
All I know is my mother and grandmother didn&#039;t rip the house apart last night because &quot;that Bristol Palin&quot; won, so that&#039;s good. Thanks, America!
Also, can&#039;t wait for the pregnancy announcement!
There&#039;s a difference between hating Sarah Palin and thinking she should not be President of the United States of America. One is a petty, emotional response to an irritating woman most people have never met. The other is patriotism.
i am not making cornbread with my mom right now because my mom broke her arm in two places.
i wish i was making that up.
Bristol loses <i>DWTS</i> to a cripple because she can&#039;t dance. But I&#039;d rather focus on what she does do well, which is getting knocked up. She makes it look so easy. But I&#039;ll be damned if I could do it.
Please, you think Teabaggers have the kind of brainpower to come up with that kind of triple-cross spy movie plan?
All I know is my mother and grandmother didn&#039;t rip the house apart last night because &quot;that Bristol Palin&quot; won, so that&#039;s good. Thanks, America!
Also, can&#039;t wait for the pregnancy announcement!
Old Thunder Thighs lost? Well boo fucking hoo.
That article caused an inner conflict from finding myself wishing a long expensive disease on another human. Fortunately I got better.
Haha Jinx
These are all good points, I must say.
My only regret is I have but one +1 to give to this comment.
ABC should&#039;ve billed the showdown as &quot;Baby vs. Baby-Mama&quot;.
Or &quot;Girl Who was the Dirty Dancing Star vs. Girl Who Was Dirty and Now Dances with the Stars&quot;.
Smell the ratings!