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PropellerVigo's avatar

Style didn't stagnate, Elon. You got old and stopped looking to the demographic where fashion evolves because they're your now children's age.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I'm pretty stuck in the 90s because that was the last time I actually bought anything new from a store. I get all my Aloha Wear from Goodwill, and I replace my jeans now and again. It doesn't wear out, so I don't replace it.

BUT I also don't go around bitching about FASHION, Elon.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I've seen some pretty stylish former and current professional football players who dress amazing. Nate Burleson, Rodney Harrison, and Richard Sherman come to mind.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Don't say star wars- gots a g in it. Either "Rage" or "Maga" would be pretty typical. But then this is Elon so it probably says some neo nazi acronym he can disavow if anyone notices

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LOU LOU's avatar

Since there are extreme efforts for a comprehensive far right takeover of culture it’s not a stretch to consider that Elon and Kanye’s clan have some ideas for far right fashion lines.

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verne's avatar

i think "members only" jackets for the fascists are on the mark

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I'm keen to learn who did his breast implants.

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mzf's avatar

" ... surely Elon Musk, as the richest man in the world, ... "

I don't think that Elon is the richest person in the world. He may be neck and neck (ugh!!) with Jeff Bozo, but neither is as rich as Prince Salami (of Saudi Arabia), or Vlad Putin of "All the Russias." Buy the weigh (love that spelling), check out Putin's Palace on the Black Sea Coast (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin%27s_Palace)?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

He's not so much taking over neighboring countries to subjugate them, but so he can have another summer home. So that's where all Russia's money went!

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

My dresser is full of soft leggings, bike shorts, tank tops, and tee shirts, some deconstructed. My closet holds A-line 50s Housewife dresses, skater dresses, and a few maxi dresses. I will die with my side part on the left side of my head.

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irish379's avatar

7 inch platforms?

be careful stepping off a curb

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mr_snarky's avatar

Musk's utter lack of style is impressive.

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Sherry Ellis's avatar

The only trend I can think of in menswear is the closer fit in suit jackets. I know there is a name for it but it slips my elderly mind. Modern fit? Whatever, it seems to be designed to show off a man's physique. On those without one it just looks too tight.

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Sadly Practical's avatar

Is it slim fit, or is that just for men’s shirts?

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Sherry Ellis's avatar

Could be.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I haven' worn anything but Hawaiian shirts and t shirts with no logo for like 30 years because they are comfortable. I wore jeans a lot in the city (again, comfort) but since I moved to the desert I wear nothing but plaid cargo shorts...I guess it's an asthetic?

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Hall's avatar

Something else didn’t move for over 25 years. Wages.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Who would marry Stephen Miller and why would anyone care about her thoughts?

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mzf's avatar

Hard as it may be to believe, Miller's wife, Katie, is actually worse than he is. She worked for Elon Musk at one point.

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Anal parasite worms find mates, so there's a lid for every pot

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Pig Bodine's avatar

Musk: A man should be able to wear black jeans and t-shirt without being called a Fascist.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Yeah but his problem is wearing black jeans and t-shirt and acting like a fascist, so...

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