Fascists seems to sporting military uniforms reminiscent of Germany 1940’s, or they could all wear clown costumes, or maybe robes like monk bc they are so morally upstanding, ties that reach their knees? The possibilities are endless, Moron
Musk doesn't really want what he's asking for: morning coats, pocket watches, monocle with plain glass, and sumptuary laws so that dress AND skin color stratify the Poors into Those Who Ape Their Betters and Those Who Can't Afford To Do So. And make the former group arrestable for bribing and grifting opportunities.
elon is such a basic bitch, he's upset that anyone can 'achieve his look' so easily (full disclosure: i wear jeans and tshirts all the time, but i also don't go around telling people they need to be spicy in their clothes choice)
Musk’s idea of high fashion; for men it will be cheap polyester that makes you sweat in a snow storm, spandex pants, 6” platforms, and velour leasure suits; greasy combovers and pinky rings. And for women we can go even further retro and make us wear corsets; busells, and giant wigs altered with chalk dust. Now that would be something I would go for. Actually I cringe at the thought. And stop insulting Free People. I wear a lot of their clothes. Especially jeans and body suits, and retro boho skirts.
Musk is straight out of idiocracy, so for him I have to wonder if some kind of custom platform crocs, a midrif exposing top, and maybe some really super tight shorts would be the ticket.
I'm late to this party, but it seems to me that the male fashion non-trends Musk decries (while embodying) owe a whole lot to the influence of tech-bro culture. Fine, Steven Jobs looked good, he clearly had some help when he selected his ONE AND ONLY outfit. And didn't Jeff Goldblum famously play a character in a hit horror remake who did the same exact thing with his clothing that Jobs did, different outfit but explicitly the same idea?
At least Elon is taking some time out from making the lives of starving people worse, or building deathtrap cars that explode while trapping their occupants inside.
He could just transition, you know. He's certainly got the money to afford whatever parts of transition are appealing.
(Complaining that men's fashion is boring is extremely "trans femme who doesn't know they're trans or are in denial" coded. Not even close to the only such thing he's done.)
I'm just kind of stuck back on the opening....that he looked at pictures of guys wearing period appropriate suits with high collars and ascots or cravats and thought 'Yes! Those dudes were creative dressers!" But wouldn't that have just been the 'boring ass suit' of their times? It only looks amazing from a distance, and 200 years from now someone looking at past cabinet photos is probably going to see current suits as equally unique.
fucking khaa-ryst, cant anybody shut this lEon skuM character the fuck up? 🙄
and why do 'journos' keep shoving a mic in his face?
elno, you're a fucking billionaire, and you're taking faaaahshion advice from your 19yr-old dipshit son...pathetic
google 'henrik lundqvist' and 'balani custom clothiers'---get back to us when you can pull off that look...it would be a mere 5-figures out of your $umpteen-gazillion wealth...ya tacky fuckin prick 🤨
Fascists seems to sporting military uniforms reminiscent of Germany 1940’s, or they could all wear clown costumes, or maybe robes like monk bc they are so morally upstanding, ties that reach their knees? The possibilities are endless, Moron
What does his shirt say?
I am embarrassed to care enough to ask.
Musk doesn't really want what he's asking for: morning coats, pocket watches, monocle with plain glass, and sumptuary laws so that dress AND skin color stratify the Poors into Those Who Ape Their Betters and Those Who Can't Afford To Do So. And make the former group arrestable for bribing and grifting opportunities.
elon is such a basic bitch, he's upset that anyone can 'achieve his look' so easily (full disclosure: i wear jeans and tshirts all the time, but i also don't go around telling people they need to be spicy in their clothes choice)
Great thought piece. skinny jeans forever, too.
Musk’s idea of high fashion; for men it will be cheap polyester that makes you sweat in a snow storm, spandex pants, 6” platforms, and velour leasure suits; greasy combovers and pinky rings. And for women we can go even further retro and make us wear corsets; busells, and giant wigs altered with chalk dust. Now that would be something I would go for. Actually I cringe at the thought. And stop insulting Free People. I wear a lot of their clothes. Especially jeans and body suits, and retro boho skirts.
Musk is straight out of idiocracy, so for him I have to wonder if some kind of custom platform crocs, a midrif exposing top, and maybe some really super tight shorts would be the ticket.
That wasn’t attractive when it was the style. Not unless you a model with a heroin addict. “Heroin Chic”.
Oh brother.. Melon Xitter, a middle aged pudge, shows his taste in Nitzee salutes and the stupid naming conventions for companies and his spawn.
I'm late to this party, but it seems to me that the male fashion non-trends Musk decries (while embodying) owe a whole lot to the influence of tech-bro culture. Fine, Steven Jobs looked good, he clearly had some help when he selected his ONE AND ONLY outfit. And didn't Jeff Goldblum famously play a character in a hit horror remake who did the same exact thing with his clothing that Jobs did, different outfit but explicitly the same idea?
Pockets are useful, neckties are dumb, and puffy coats are also kind of dumb, though. That one tweet isn't terrible.
At least Elon is taking some time out from making the lives of starving people worse, or building deathtrap cars that explode while trapping their occupants inside.
Quoting Musk word for word just further demonstrates how verbally challenged he is. What a maroon!
He could just transition, you know. He's certainly got the money to afford whatever parts of transition are appealing.
(Complaining that men's fashion is boring is extremely "trans femme who doesn't know they're trans or are in denial" coded. Not even close to the only such thing he's done.)
I'm just kind of stuck back on the opening....that he looked at pictures of guys wearing period appropriate suits with high collars and ascots or cravats and thought 'Yes! Those dudes were creative dressers!" But wouldn't that have just been the 'boring ass suit' of their times? It only looks amazing from a distance, and 200 years from now someone looking at past cabinet photos is probably going to see current suits as equally unique.
I am sick beyond words of this meme that says "any man who makes any effort towards his apperance MUST be teh ghey".
I've seen nicer clothes than Elno's in the thrift shop reject pile.
There's always the turtleneck and blazer… https://youtu.be/FOcNVmPAgiY
fucking khaa-ryst, cant anybody shut this lEon skuM character the fuck up? 🙄
and why do 'journos' keep shoving a mic in his face?
elno, you're a fucking billionaire, and you're taking faaaahshion advice from your 19yr-old dipshit son...pathetic
google 'henrik lundqvist' and 'balani custom clothiers'---get back to us when you can pull off that look...it would be a mere 5-figures out of your $umpteen-gazillion wealth...ya tacky fuckin prick 🤨
Or just go straight to Hugo Boss. Saves a lot of time.
and it would only be right and proper, considering who for and what hugo designed in the past