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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...prissy self-righteous articles in Christian papers..."</i>

A lot of redundancy in that phrase Snipy.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Just don't play dice with him.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Watts did you say?

Lapsed Methodist agrees.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

GWB's personal lawyer?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Now I know what a FB friend was going on about when she posted this: "This is beautiful - Joni has always inspired me to be more than I can with what God has so graciously given me.". It is true, she has no taste.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I always preferred the <i>evil</i> Bob Hope's (pictured on the left above) "Road to..." films with Bing Crosby (There was only one, and he was pure evil.) and Dorothy Lamour (woman, ergo Satan's tool):

Road to Ruin Road to Nowhere The Road to Perdition The Road to Guantanamo Highway to Hell

They don't make em like that anymore.

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bobbert's avatar

Rutter can write some stuff. Hell, Handel and Beethoven and Mendelsohn, and lots of others, wrote liturgical music that amazes the spirit. The choruses I sing in do this stuff, and I love it, despite being agnostic leaning towards atheist. I love it, because it is the product of human beings.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The Lord may work in mysterious ways, but he's not a complete dick.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Blessed are the mediocre, for they shall inherit a grotesquely over-processed studio sound.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Can't fool me . . . that's the opening of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony..

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chascates's avatar

Decades back a lot of public colleges allowed students to select who they preferred to give a public lecture. Most schools eliminated this election as the inevitable winner was always Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade for Christ. If you didn't want him selected you were against God and Country. He ruined more young minds than all of the Commie profs put together. So now we'll probably see a separate Christian Academy Awards with Kirk Cameron winning everything.

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