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lesterthegiantape's avatar

A non-gay way? Here, drink this. I promise no roofies.

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pearlsarefuzzy's avatar

Was it U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens who hauled her ass to jail? I would've paid to see that.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

Depends on whether the minorities are colored.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Now this is uncanny. Some code may have been broken here.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Oh, that's a good one. Kentucky political positions and government jobs are ground zero for the grifting.

For example : Davis's paycheck. She's always made significantly more than the other depth clerks, enough so that peuple actually complained. And her mom was the county clerk during that entire 27 year period.... hmmmmmm

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fuflans's avatar

so can you give money to a federal criminal? or what happens if you do and what happens to the proceeds?

(awesome mom!)

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Iam Reading's avatar

In the USofA it is Labor Day. Now kindly GFY, eh?

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

This is why we can't comment here. WAY TO GO

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FinalOpinion's avatar

Kim Davis needs to learn that religion is like a penis. It is alright to have one, and it is alright to be proud of it. But, please don't whip it out in public, and for GOD'S sake don't try to shove it down our throats.

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H0mer0's avatar

I was told it was known for fast women and pretty horses. Someuns gonna need to fix the brochure.

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H0mer0's avatar

I have much more respect for the "common lesbiatrix" since they are at least being emotionally honest

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H0mer0's avatar

what is Franklin Graham doing in the Samaritans' purse anyway?

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H0mer0's avatar

BTW Tansy, I've been meaning to ask, is that a cat with a really bushy tail or some sort of vulpine creature?

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H0mer0's avatar

your statement reminds me of when Jon Stewart made fun of Roland Martin for wearing an ascot.

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H0mer0's avatar

Dogfundme (for the oppressed dyslexics)

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That is Finn the Fluffy. AKA the Adventure cat or Parkour cat. He is also possibly a customized Turkish Van. Yes, I'm a crazy cat lady,why do you ask?

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