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A non-gay way? Here, drink this. I promise no roofies.

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Was it U.S. Marshall Raylan Givens who hauled her ass to jail? I would've paid to see that.

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Depends on whether the minorities are colored.

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Now this is uncanny. Some code may have been broken here.

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Oh, that's a good one. Kentucky political positions and government jobs are ground zero for the grifting.

For example : Davis's paycheck. She's always made significantly more than the other depth clerks, enough so that peuple actually complained. And her mom was the county clerk during that entire 27 year period.... hmmmmmm

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so can you give money to a federal criminal? or what happens if you do and what happens to the proceeds?

(awesome mom!)

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In the USofA it is Labor Day. Now kindly GFY, eh?

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This is why we can't comment here. WAY TO GO

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Kim Davis needs to learn that religion is like a penis. It is alright to have one, and it is alright to be proud of it. But, please don't whip it out in public, and for GOD'S sake don't try to shove it down our throats.

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I was told it was known for fast women and pretty horses. Someuns gonna need to fix the brochure.

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I have much more respect for the "common lesbiatrix" since they are at least being emotionally honest

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what is Franklin Graham doing in the Samaritans' purse anyway?

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BTW Tansy, I've been meaning to ask, is that a cat with a really bushy tail or some sort of vulpine creature?

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your statement reminds me of when Jon Stewart made fun of Roland Martin for wearing an ascot.

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Dogfundme (for the oppressed dyslexics)

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That is Finn the Fluffy. AKA the Adventure cat or Parkour cat. He is also possibly a customized Turkish Van. Yes, I'm a crazy cat lady,why do you ask?

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