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Rick Scott's new beard is an improvement.

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This being Florida I would have thought Terry Jones would have a display on how to burn Korans.

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"In a victory for something, we guess..." It's a victory in that it exposes the hypocrisy of the believers who sanctimoniously include muslins and joos in their descriptions of allowable moral codes but bristle when someone implies it might be possible to derive your own system of ethical behavior without Divine Intervention®. "Atheists? C'mon, don't be silly!"

It's the same now-you're-in-<i>my</i>-shit response you get from putative believers in equality for women who say, "Yeah, but I couldn't work for one," or "Well of course they make less, they take time off to have the babbys."

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I've been a fan of the Satanic Temple ever since their 1969 debut album.

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And to think, I just put an ancient Kirby, with lights and a fedora on it, out front each year.

What? <i>You</i> don't accessorize a vacuum for the holidays every year?

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...<strong>ATTENTION</strong>: All "Star Wars", "Star Trek" or "Dungeons and Dragons" nerds(as a nerd myself I mean it in a positive connotation). If you would like to erect some kind of ritualistic totem to "Hail Hydra" or show penance to "Fek'lhr"(you Trekys know what I'm talking about), then head down here to the sunshine state! Just make sure your disrupters are set to disintegrate, because we are a "stand your ground" state!

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May the Force be with them!

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We got that covered. Florida has more urologists than all other states combined because old people.

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Unfortunately for those of who live here, North Florida is Georgia.

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Webb can take his grifty "concern" for my sensitivities in his dominant hand and shove it irrevocably up his ass.

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Terrence, this is stupid stuff. I'll have another round- and put it on the tab. I'm of Satan's party!

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We've got "Rudolph the Red-Haired Headbanger" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (So I Blew Him Away)." And our lead tongue player should doesn't do autographs so don't ask.

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Lawyers as Satan's Little Helpers?

After I read that my wife was just about to call the EMTs because of my suddenly busted gut.

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Much as I like that article, I do have one little quibble with it: I don't think that Christians invented the concept of Satan or that it was them who originally "demonized" (literally) the Horned God.

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After he went down on Georgia?

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