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you're thinking of Rush Limbaugh. The only part of a rent-boy that would appeal to Darth Cheney would be his still beating heart on a platter

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where the evil comes sweepin' down the plain

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our we considered to be coveting our neighbor's wife if we leer at her boobies?

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Much appreciation for the "They Might Be Giants" reference, Doc. I had forgotten about this song. Of course, now it'll be playing in my head all night...

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It was on this weekend, dropped EVERYTHING to watch. BEST.MOVIE.EVAH!

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Rasta Pasta

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If that were enforced, Fox would be off the air. So ... yes.

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Do the Satanic commandments go up to eleven?

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Only fair iffin you are going to do the Jeebus rock you must do a Lucifer rock,you wouldnt do a Capt rock without a Tennile rock nor Robin rock with out Batman rock or an Barrack rock without an Osama rock it only makes common sense kinda like peas and carrots.

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If you don't want me staring at your Lingam, then point its ole one-eye in a different direction.

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Thirteen, actually.

But they're more like <i>suggestions.</i>

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The installation outside the State House just doesn't seem right, considering that I do my best work inside.

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I'm hoping for a monument that incorporates projectile vomiting. This could be enough to entice me back to Oklahoma.

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Take a Walk on the Wild Side

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Oklahoma will be eaten last

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Bob Dobbs libul!!11

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