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Saturday, I think. But maybe even bigger since.

We're purplish, though. And Trump haaaaaaaaaate our Gov. Who isn't falling for his transparent attempt to create a scandal around the RNC that's still scheduled for Charlotte in August, but that won't happen the way he wants, yet can't be canceled now because hey, who knows?

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Apart from Dictator Tot, she has one of the weirdest looking throats I've ever seen.

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Hmm. Responsible management.

They'll never get on a Presidential Council that way.

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PPOTUS (Putin President of the United Soviets) doesn't know the difference between a microbe and a virus.

He probably thinks it spreads by... magic?

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I'll be 66 in a month and a day. Same here.

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No, I'm serious. Alabama BBQ sauce is made with mayonnaise, as opposed to tomatoes here in Texas. Some other folks in other parts of the country use vinegar sauces.

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Isn't she saying all of this from home?

"Uhhh, it's fine peasants, go back to the malls and the factories so rich people can get more money in the stock market for freedom and to own the stupid libs that care about people DYING all over the place, ugh stupid liberals, actually caring about life *eyeroll* Don't they know that most of those people were old and not even white? *eyeroll*

Anyway, don't worry we can supervise from here, go along! Let us know how it works out You're valued but we don't want corporations to get sued when you die and freedom-loving patriots!"

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She’s a very rich person who could retire tomorrow but she’s out there being this shitty person , for the lols I guess?

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Oh no! I hope California, the world's fifth largest economy, doesn't get left behind! In the meantime, when does the Fox News staff leave "lockdown" and go back to the office? June? July?

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Man, does Karma ever have an oversized load for her…

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German company. TDGAF.

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Uh, she's already a way oversized load...

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Yeah, it was impossible for me to watch after that

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Fucker Snarlson's in his mom's basement where she brings him his TV dinners before each show,

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But CT is not allied with any evangelical of fundamentalists groups. They're just your run-of-the-mill whitebread Christians.

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