Bargain-rack Onion imitator The Daily Currant found its way into testimony given to the Maryland Senate Tuesday by Annapolis Police Chief Michael Pristoop, who solemnly informed a Senate panel of the disaster that lies in wait for any state that legalizes marijuana:
Hey! What happens between a consenting adult and his car's exhaust pipe is nobody's business but his and the emergency room staff treating him for genital burns'.
can&#039;t be any worse than <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/dominos-replies-to-man-who-claims-he-burned-his-dick-f-1530601775" target="_blank">fucking a pizza</a>
Yeah, why is that? Maybe because in spite of what exciting TV shows indicate, enforcing the law is a really stupid activity. I mean, I&#039;ve seen &quot;Cops&quot;. It&#039;s all about stupid people doing stupid things. Chasing them down as they run naked through their neighbors yards sounds really tiresome.
Hey, that was good, thanks. Probably what today is justifiably labeled a &quot;personality disorder&quot; was selected for on the basis of some survival advantage for our primitive ancestors. Probably people who stopped to work out an internally-consistent world view got eaten by tigers.
and I still stand behind my assertion, even though the evidence I cited for that assertion turns out to be BS, because facts are hard and I&#039;m stubborn
One of them was a priest and/or state legislator who had only engaged in the homosexuality in airports and public parks up until that fateful day.
Do you suppose this dipshit is even slightly embarrassed to have been so publicly stupid?
Hey! What happens between a consenting adult and his car&#039;s exhaust pipe is nobody&#039;s business but his and the emergency room staff treating him for genital burns&#039;.
put the top down, turn up the tunes and see where we end up...
can&#039;t be any worse than <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/dominos-replies-to-man-who-claims-he-burned-his-dick-f-1530601775" target="_blank">fucking a pizza</a>
Still a lower death toll than the Planned Parenthood 8-billion-dollar abortionplex. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parentho...">http://www.theonion.com/art...
I heard if you eat Cheetoes and Tootsie Rolls close together, you explode. There&#039;s some pot-related death right there.
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Yeah, why is that? Maybe because in spite of what exciting TV shows indicate, enforcing the law is a really stupid activity. I mean, I&#039;ve seen &quot;Cops&quot;. It&#039;s all about stupid people doing stupid things. Chasing them down as they run naked through their neighbors yards sounds really tiresome.
Hey, that was good, thanks. Probably what today is justifiably labeled a &quot;personality disorder&quot; was selected for on the basis of some survival advantage for our primitive ancestors. Probably people who stopped to work out an internally-consistent world view got eaten by tigers.
&ldquo;If it was a misquote, then I&rsquo;ll stand behind the mistake.&quot;
Ummmm . . . whut?
<em>&quot;I tried really hard to present verified facts.&quot;</em>
No, you trawled the web for anything that could help push your bullshit narrative.
There is a subtle difference.
In all fairness, Neil was pretty high when he said that...
and I still stand behind my assertion, even though the evidence I cited for that assertion turns out to be BS, because facts are hard and I&#039;m stubborn
satire/urban legends
tomato/potato
Heh. If I didn&#039;t drive stoned, I might as well just not have a car at all.