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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"If women don't drive [to another state] they can't have abortions" is what Texas is trying for today.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I never doubted the existence of such sickos . . . I just wondered who would be filng the complaint if one of them went seven hours.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Exxon-Mobil and the Koch brothers own enough congresscritters to prevent that from ever happening.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Lucky you. I have to gently evict spiders. And house centipedes, which are not easily corralled. (Pointing out that they're "house" centipedes somehow fails to make their case.)

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bobbert's avatar

Sandy Fachina libel!!!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"That is why we find those who regularly drive have children with clinical problems of varying degrees."</i>

According to other scientists, women's bodies have a way to shut that whole thing down.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Your move <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/545199\/brian-fischer-explains-why-god-made-women-to-be-secretaries-just-like-in-bible-times" target="_blank">Bryan Fischer</a>.

Your move <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/phyllis-schlafly-unsurprisingly-does-not-think-pregnant-ups-employees-should-have-it-all" target="_blank">Phyllis Shlafly</a>

Your move <a href="http:\/\/www.jesus-is-savior.com\/Womens%20Page\/place_is_at_home.htm" target="_blank">Jesus</a>

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Lot_49's avatar

Instead, they kicked us out.

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bobbert's avatar

I could well be wrong about this, but I think the principal reason we've leaned on the Saudis to depress the price of oil is to fuck with ISIS's cash flow. Side effects on Iran and Pootie-Poot are what you might call gravy.

But, the propping up part, yeah, you betcha.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, obviously, this is why they have a terrorism court.

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bobbert's avatar

Bless all y'all's hearts.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Why does that woman hate her ovaries?

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schmannity's avatar

Nothing says stable government and valuable ally more than a regime threatened by women drivers.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

They are still trying to look up "ovary" in the Bibble?

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