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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"If women don't drive [to another state] they can't have abortions" is what Texas is trying for today.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're domesticated, unlike field centipedes.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I never doubted the existence of such sickos . . . I just wondered who would be filng the complaint if one of them went seven hours.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Exxon-Mobil and the Koch brothers own enough congresscritters to prevent that from ever happening.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lucky you. I have to gently evict spiders. And house centipedes, which are not easily corralled. (Pointing out that they're "house" centipedes somehow fails to make their case.)

bobbert's avatar

Sandy Fachina libel!!!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"That is why we find those who regularly drive have children with clinical problems of varying degrees."</i>

According to other scientists, women's bodies have a way to shut that whole thing down.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Your move <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/545199\/brian-fischer-explains-why-god-made-women-to-be-secretaries-just-like-in-bible-times" target="_blank">Bryan Fischer</a>.

Your move <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/phyllis-schlafly-unsurprisingly-does-not-think-pregnant-ups-employees-should-have-it-all" target="_blank">Phyllis Shlafly</a>

Your move <a href="http:\/\/www.jesus-is-savior.com\/Womens%20Page\/place_is_at_home.htm" target="_blank">Jesus</a>

Lot_49's avatar

Instead, they kicked us out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You don't have the mandatory Mercedes SUV.

bobbert's avatar

I could well be wrong about this, but I think the principal reason we've leaned on the Saudis to depress the price of oil is to fuck with ISIS's cash flow. Side effects on Iran and Pootie-Poot are what you might call gravy.

But, the propping up part, yeah, you betcha.

bobbert's avatar

Well, obviously, this is why they have a terrorism court.

bobbert's avatar

Bless all y'all's hearts.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why does that woman hate her ovaries?

schmannity's avatar

Nothing says stable government and valuable ally more than a regime threatened by women drivers.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They are still trying to look up "ovary" in the Bibble?