As expected, this bill is SOOOOOO stupid. Not sure how aware everyone is (I only have been introduced recently) but there is a new thing being used in early pregnancy where the size of the fetus is compared to an equivalent piece of fruit.
Baby Fair (the Elder) is currently pregnant and approaching the 12 week ultrasound date. She has recently graduated in size from "orange pip" to "blueberry". Not sure what sort of plumbing would every be damaged by flushing a whole basket of blueberries down a toilet, let alone a single one...
Outraged over the election of hundreds of Muslim candidates to political offices across the country, Christian nationalist pastor Jack Hibbs used his Sunday service to declare that "the republic is over": "We the people embraced something that is unthinkable."
The City of Delray Beach announced Tuesday it will not host its annual St. Patrick's Day Parade or Pride event in 2027, citing a new Florida law restricting local governments from funding or promoting certain diversity, equity and inclusion activities.
The law prohibits municipalities from funding or promoting, directly or indirectly, or taking official action related to activities that fall under its definition of diversity, equity and inclusion.
The legislation also prohibits municipalities from spending money to support DEI offices or officers and bars them from authorizing municipal funds to be used by employees, contractors, volunteers, vendors or agents to promote DEI initiatives. A resident may bring an action in circuit court against a municipality accused of violating the law.utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark#google_vignette
Does every Jack load deserve its own funeral? Good lord the headstone business would be out of control. I’ve murdered quintillions of potential children in my life.
A visitor’s preteen daughter flushed a tampon at my house because she was embarrassed, not knowing how low-flow toilets work, and ran away from the subsequent flood. I had to pull the toilet.
OT: Had an interesting chat with a Muslim woman from Somolia while out on my walk. She had proper Hijab so I said "salam alaikum." She asked if I was Muslim, and I said no. So she asked how I was familiar with that greeting, so I noted that I have visited a few heavy to Islam countries including Indonesia, India, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Tunisia, Algeria, and Morocco and had colleagues in Iran, the Emirates, and Saudi. Her jaw dropped a bit.
I had one, then needed two D&Cs, *then* chemo for the Gestional Tromblastic Disease it created.
Good times. Can't tell you how thrilled I am when a politician wants to regulate women's bodies - and haven't had any of those issues themselves. It's almost more insulting from a WOMAN who clearly doesnt have enough female friends to knock her head back on straight
We should probably reclassify used tissues as medical waste as well. No wanking until you have a proper disposal bag and an agreement with your nearest medical facility to handle your discharged partial babies.
Shoutout to this moron and anybody like her from Taj Mahal.
https://youtu.be/SYJig3QIuXE?is=rn7cwcSFC8h5zzL8
As expected, this bill is SOOOOOO stupid. Not sure how aware everyone is (I only have been introduced recently) but there is a new thing being used in early pregnancy where the size of the fetus is compared to an equivalent piece of fruit.
Baby Fair (the Elder) is currently pregnant and approaching the 12 week ultrasound date. She has recently graduated in size from "orange pip" to "blueberry". Not sure what sort of plumbing would every be damaged by flushing a whole basket of blueberries down a toilet, let alone a single one...
I support this if it came with a "accountable for your mistress" clause . . .
Outraged over the election of hundreds of Muslim candidates to political offices across the country, Christian nationalist pastor Jack Hibbs used his Sunday service to declare that "the republic is over": "We the people embraced something that is unthinkable."
https://bsky.app/profile/rightwingwatch.bsky.social/post/3n25amamtv22r
Oh go burn a cross you racist Pulpit Pimp!
Thank you, Jack. Now sit the fuck back down.
Soon every tampon and sanitary napkin will need to be submitted and screened for early fetal loss
A big fuck you to FL
The City of Delray Beach announced Tuesday it will not host its annual St. Patrick's Day Parade or Pride event in 2027, citing a new Florida law restricting local governments from funding or promoting certain diversity, equity and inclusion activities.
The law prohibits municipalities from funding or promoting, directly or indirectly, or taking official action related to activities that fall under its definition of diversity, equity and inclusion.
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/delray-beach/delray-beach-cancels-2027-st-patricks-day-parade-pride-event-under-new-florida-law?
The legislation also prohibits municipalities from spending money to support DEI offices or officers and bars them from authorizing municipal funds to be used by employees, contractors, volunteers, vendors or agents to promote DEI initiatives. A resident may bring an action in circuit court against a municipality accused of violating the law.utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark#google_vignette
Just have a Green Day Parade.
The battle continues.
Love how every right wing law now includes a lawsuit tattle provision.
Right wingers just banned christmas in Florida
Be fair, you could argue that Christianity is antisemitic.
So what about all of the 50% children
Does every Jack load deserve its own funeral? Good lord the headstone business would be out of control. I’ve murdered quintillions of potential children in my life.
This is mental illness
Agreed!
I prefer raw fetuses. Come on, they’re just like oysters!
Isn't that a salmonella risk?
Little salt slurp em down delicious
So raw fetus seasoned with a dollop of semen?
(𝟐) 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭-𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.
Gee, I wonder how THAT'S gonna wash with RFK Jr and is anti-product advisory labeling platform.
Can I still flush a Kleenex that I’ve used for a cum-rag? How about a condom? Can ladies still flush used non-abortion tampons?
What about that massive dump I took last Tuesday?
Let’s get serious about protecting our plumbing!!!
Uhhhhhh . . . no, you should not be flushing condoms and tampons.
I don’t do either of those things, but I think people do? Anyway, just want to be sure that cum-rag Kleenex are still ok
You should probably build tiny coffins for each sperm, just in case.
Don’t flush condoms. You from Coney Island or something?
Nor tampons. If it didn't come out of you or wasn't used to clean you and designed specifically for sewers and/or septic tanks, DO NOT FLUSH.
A visitor’s preteen daughter flushed a tampon at my house because she was embarrassed, not knowing how low-flow toilets work, and ran away from the subsequent flood. I had to pull the toilet.
Unless you would like a very expensive visit from the plumber.
DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW THIS?
"President Trump is pulling Vice President JD Vance" -- NYT
I thought the proper term was "tug" . . .
Have you ever seen Big Daddy shake hands?
These are Aristocrats we're talking about
Maybe it's a train.
Okay, people, don't make me come over there!
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!
OT: Had an interesting chat with a Muslim woman from Somolia while out on my walk. She had proper Hijab so I said "salam alaikum." She asked if I was Muslim, and I said no. So she asked how I was familiar with that greeting, so I noted that I have visited a few heavy to Islam countries including Indonesia, India, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Tunisia, Algeria, and Morocco and had colleagues in Iran, the Emirates, and Saudi. Her jaw dropped a bit.
OK, have to admit I had not heard of "molar pregnancies". I had a brief thought before looking it up: "What? You can't get pregnant from oral sex!"
I had one, then needed two D&Cs, *then* chemo for the Gestional Tromblastic Disease it created.
Good times. Can't tell you how thrilled I am when a politician wants to regulate women's bodies - and haven't had any of those issues themselves. It's almost more insulting from a WOMAN who clearly doesnt have enough female friends to knock her head back on straight
You can haz 6.02x10^23-plets?!
We should probably reclassify used tissues as medical waste as well. No wanking until you have a proper disposal bag and an agreement with your nearest medical facility to handle your discharged partial babies.
No throwing toenail clippings in the garbage! And the bits of hair after shaving (beard, armpits, etc) can't he washed down the drain!
Retrograde ejaculation finally has value!
I have some catching up to do.
Oh great -- NOW what am I supposed to do with all these babies?
Just send them some ketchup and floor sweepings. Like they’ll ever test them?