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BBC World News (on PBS) announces Mubarak arrived at Egyptian hospital 'clinically dead', report via Egyptian news service.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But does it interfere with the sammich-making?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think there's a radical Haleyectomy on the calendar.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We've tried the "three generations of imbeciles are enough" approach, but that didn't seem to go over well. It might be worth another look.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hope springs eternal:

South Carolina House Ethics Committee members on Thursday afternoon released a list of people who will be issued subpoenas to give testimony in the illegal lobbying investigation against Gov. Nikki Haley later this month. The committee will call 10 witnesses who will discuss allegations that Haley illegally lobbied for Lexington Medical Center and Wilbur Smith & Associates during her time as a state representative.

The fun begins next month - stay tuned!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Nikki, you ignorant slut, you meet none of the criteria for Mitt's Veepstakes: you have no penis, you're too ethnic, and you're <em>far</em> too "<a href="http:\/\/charleston.thedigitel.com\/politics\/two-sign-affidavits-saying-they-had-affair-nikki-h-24445-1016" target="_blank">interesting</a>".

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fuflans's avatar

is she popular does anyone know?

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fuflans's avatar

this is like a reverse vampire or something.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

She was against cancer before she was for it? I see a VP candidate!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This is the Governor who sold out the South Carolina port of Charlestown in favor of Savannah, Georgia.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>But in vetoing the bill, Gov. Haley called Sellers’ plan “a precursor to another taxpayer-funded health care mandate” — even though the vaccine does not rely on taxpayer funding and is not mandatory.</blockquote>

So would that be a gateway mandate? Or a mandate fetus?

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