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Good for you!

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Wish I could resume swanning about.

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Isn't that what they would want for civil rights protesters?

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I just want them to sign forms saying they will not ask for medical care when they get ill. Why should our medical professionals have to deal with, and be endangered by, these terrible, willful idiots?

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To be fair, I am starting to obsess about getting a haircut. My lion's mane is starting to clog the shower drain, and is moving into an increasing annoyance. Thinking about phoning my barber and asking what the story is, does he wear a mask, etc.

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The answer is: window shopping.

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Shooting out a television screen stops the virus in its tracks.

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i usually just apologize and claim its never happened to me before.

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Why don't they just re-name them V-markets? More truthful, it seems.

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Well, you could count running with a mask as stress training, like running at high altitudes. Just don’t expect to keep your usual pace.

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So, with the exception of schools, he's just opened everything. Got it. Somebody keep track of the number of new cases.

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It's essential!

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I have taken to wearing headbands and scarfs. I look like a babushka.

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Here you go. Just change your name to Moe. ;)

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Jon Stewart said they had the world's most alluring horse!

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