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goCatgo's avatar

Good for you!

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Jon Sussex's avatar

Wish I could resume swanning about.

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janetnotintexas's avatar

Isn't that what they would want for civil rights protesters?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I just want them to sign forms saying they will not ask for medical care when they get ill. Why should our medical professionals have to deal with, and be endangered by, these terrible, willful idiots?

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Doug Langley's avatar

To be fair, I am starting to obsess about getting a haircut. My lion's mane is starting to clog the shower drain, and is moving into an increasing annoyance. Thinking about phoning my barber and asking what the story is, does he wear a mask, etc.

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Doug Langley's avatar

The answer is: window shopping.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Shooting out a television screen stops the virus in its tracks.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

i usually just apologize and claim its never happened to me before.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Why don't they just re-name them V-markets? More truthful, it seems.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Well, you could count running with a mask as stress training, like running at high altitudes. Just don’t expect to keep your usual pace.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

So, with the exception of schools, he's just opened everything. Got it. Somebody keep track of the number of new cases.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

It's essential!

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I have taken to wearing headbands and scarfs. I look like a babushka.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Here you go. Just change your name to Moe. ;)

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H-Bob's avatar

Jon Stewart said they had the world's most alluring horse!

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