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The proud, the idiots, the Few.

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It's like being pulled from the septic tank up to the toilet bowl. At least you catch a break between sittings.

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Oh, he's a Christian, alright. Very. Christian.

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Our glocks had no safety aside from the trigger safety. I would sometimes look at these weird 45 acp's with more add-ons than a 17 year olds Honda civic, and wonder why. My dear wife analyzed the nomenclature surrounding these idiotic modifications. EXTENDED mag release. EXTENDED slide release, and finally, muzzle COMPENSATOR.

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She took beauty tips from the Mimi character in the Drew Carey Show.

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Excellent!

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Why is her dust cover open!!!?? Weapons inspection fail. Drop and give me 10 Mimi.

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Shoulda read down. Great minds think alike. Or maybe we just both wasted a lot of time on 90's sitcoms.

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And married morans are A Idiotses.

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Where did you get that picture, I love it.

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Tell them to "quit whining" and move on. The idiots are going nuts over here in New Orleans about this shit, and thankfully the mayor is telling them to fuck the fuck off (the only good thing he has done so far). OMG HISTORY!!!"!"!"!11!!

Monuments aren't fucking "history". History is in books and other NARRARATIVES, not in images. Images - hence all monuments - do nothing but distort the truth of their subjects. Monuments are about VALUES.

You want to know what "history" is dipshits? Tearing them all down - now THAT'S making history.

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Maroons LIBELZ!!!1!!1!

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WHO WANTS HOTDOGS?!?

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Sorry, Ms. Few. I didn't bring enough for you and the whole klavern.

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His horse looks mighty worried. Not sure if it's the gun waving or she probably thinks he's mad at her.

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