So if you're really determined to slack off at your job, here's a lesson from the EPA's highest-paid employee: No sense just spending the occasional afternoon reading Wonkette or farting around upgrading your virtual rutabaga farm on RutabagaFarmAdventureVille.
I liked him in The Royal Tenebaums, too. But then, I even like Owen Wilson in Wes Anderson films, and that takes some doing.
Something something lingam something yoni, then something with his hair?
Is this an EPAGate or EPAGhazi?
I'm more interested in why we can't jail congresscritters who are equally useless and fraudulent..
Just don't say you're a marine biologist.
So what did he tell his bosses at the <i>CIA</i>?
Through the rabbit hole, people!