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Ill-Advised's avatar

This. Very much this.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Dunno. He speaks Chinese.

Goin Green's avatar

Yep, just like that... only her "catch phrase" was

SHONDAHEELIE MAYALAHOPA!!

It's burned into my mind.

tex7's avatar

lamIt would be funny if he were on a lamb.

Querolous's avatar

And Commercial Prisons.

Querolous's avatar

Quigley is down under.

Ill-Advised's avatar

I wouldn't have guessed they were selling psychic consultations.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I take it cleavage is required to be a Tik Tok psychic?

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I was at a party with some scientists (my ex got her PhD biology) trying to explain how cold reading worked so I started with - you have a friend whose name begins with M... uh, Mike and he has, has problems with his finances. The person I was talking to was freaked out b/c she had a friend named Mike who had money problems. FFS*edit* - added the PhD field

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I noticed that as well. Dazzle the rubes, I guess.

Querolous's avatar

Rudy is the ass, right?

kermit's avatar

When my daughter was in high school she brought home some fellow geek students. I showed one a little demonstration of "unbendable arm" as they call it in aikido*. It's a way of keeping an arm resistant to bending under outside pressure using minimal effort. Even those who use it routinely can misunderstand what they're doing; generally speaking it's just good body mechanics.

The one I showed it to actually shrieked and jumped back. I was demonstrating it with my own arm, and using the traditional "explanation" of ki flow. I was going to then explain the physiology of it, but his reaction was so satisfying that I left him with the impression that I was some sort of Jedi master.

*https://www.youtube.com/wat...

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

You can tell the sincere psychics online from the cranks by their cleavage and if they roll their eyes back in their head.