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Ill-Advised's avatar

This. Very much this.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Dunno. He speaks Chinese.

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SterWonk's avatar

Obligatory Saved!:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Goin Green's avatar

Yep, just like that... only her "catch phrase" was

SHONDAHEELIE MAYALAHOPA!!

It's burned into my mind.

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tex7's avatar

lamIt would be funny if he were on a lamb.

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Querolous's avatar

And Commercial Prisons.

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Querolous's avatar

Quigley is down under.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I wouldn't have guessed they were selling psychic consultations.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I take it cleavage is required to be a Tik Tok psychic?

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I was at a party with some scientists (my ex got her PhD biology) trying to explain how cold reading worked so I started with - you have a friend whose name begins with M... uh, Mike and he has, has problems with his finances. The person I was talking to was freaked out b/c she had a friend named Mike who had money problems. FFS*edit* - added the PhD field

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I noticed that as well. Dazzle the rubes, I guess.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

We don't know she wasn't.

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Querolous's avatar

Rudy is the ass, right?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A peach of a pair.

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kermit's avatar

When my daughter was in high school she brought home some fellow geek students. I showed one a little demonstration of "unbendable arm" as they call it in aikido*. It's a way of keeping an arm resistant to bending under outside pressure using minimal effort. Even those who use it routinely can misunderstand what they're doing; generally speaking it's just good body mechanics.

The one I showed it to actually shrieked and jumped back. I was demonstrating it with my own arm, and using the traditional "explanation" of ki flow. I was going to then explain the physiology of it, but his reaction was so satisfying that I left him with the impression that I was some sort of Jedi master.

*https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

You can tell the sincere psychics online from the cranks by their cleavage and if they roll their eyes back in their head.

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