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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Just wait till us ideological leftists get the guillotine running again.

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fuflans's avatar

cake or death!

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fuflans's avatar

you know what else is 12 weeks? the first trimester when you can still get an abortion.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/mmtv\/201011290026" target="_blank">Meanwhile...</a>

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fuflans's avatar

well, yes, but the prince andrew stuff is riveting.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I like your deity nickname, however I suggest the usage of Old Jeezy, just to not have any mix-ups with cocaine and Lamborghini's being sent to the wrong Jeezy's house.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

It is also THC infused Vodka <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Dragon_(drink)">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

and a bar down near where I live. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pdx..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.facebook.com/pdx.greendragon?v=wall">http://www.facebook.com/pdx...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Lizard People are not going to like this and they vote.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but a real-life sort of thing...

This dude actually blamed god for his team losing the game <a href="http://www.playerpress.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.playerpress.com/articles/12596-nfl-pla...">http://www.playerpress.com/...

Douchebag indeed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good lord...you're like the king of big ol' tiresome parrots.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Kato? Give him his own institute.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Today I heard of a local church that has a $1million HOLOGRAM PROJECTION SYSTEM in one of their branches so it can be like the pastor is really there, sort of like a 'holy ghost' , you know. That seems like a much better option than helping poor people. The poor people can get $1 DVDs that they can play in their $29 players so they know that environmentalists are conspiring to keep them poor. Meanwhile, dumbfucks are walking through a holographic projection of their pastor who got his divinity degree from a non-accredited online university. But I guess they had to find somebody else to sell those projectors to other than Wolfie on CNN.

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chascates's avatar

How like the 'tards to co-opt an already existing phrase for their own ends. <a href="http://boards.cannabis.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://boards.cannabis.com/concentrates/82380-def...">http://boards.cannabis.com/...

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chascates's avatar

Ann Coulter said we could rape it. The Earth, I mean.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Mormons believe not only this but that they will become Gods of their own universes. <a href="http://www.mormondna.org/mo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beliefs/mormons-p...">http://www.mormondna.org/mo...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yeah, wait'll they find out that nature follows its own rules. And God always follows the <strike>laws</strike> theories of physics and probability. What does that mean? Disrupted food production, disease vectors, invasive species. It's not that we won't know what hit us, it's that we will -- and that's pretty sad.

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