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phoenix00's avatar

Swearingen should be in jail for making a false police report.

Querolous's avatar

Mustangs now come with fake engine noise.

phoenix00's avatar

Side note, but do you know what words came into mind while reading your post?

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Keep up the good work, and take care of yourself.

William's avatar

Thank you very much.

William's avatar

LOL. I like to joke that I became a coach bus driver because at my age it's nice to have a bathroom that travels with me.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Spot on, almost exact comments from mostly males saying how lucky the kid was in the local news 😐 Flip that shit, if it had been a MALE teacher with your daughter, or SON, you'd be losing your shit

Paul Dietzel's avatar

A fellow by the name of Dean Friedman had a moderate (#26) hit in '77 about meeting and dating a chick named "Ariel". https://www.youtube.com/wat.... It concludes with them going back to his house, watching the late show ("Annette Funicello and some guy goin' steady") and then "we made love to bomb's bursting in airrrrrrr" - remember when TV stations signed off for the night?

William's avatar

good people like you raise good kids like yours and exhibit the courage fortitude and compassion you share with your brood, there is great hope for our future.

William's avatar

There is nothing more dry and mind numbing than a government hazmat test.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

The "ding" as each gallon of gasoline went out of the pump and into your tank.

chronozoan's avatar

The Old Grey Lady needs to do a whole bunch of puff pieces on these school districts to show how economic anxiety and liberals calling them "racist" is really to blame for their abhorrent behavior.

Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Wonder if Ms. Swearingen is a descendant of Ian McShane's character from "Deadwood".

arrrghle's avatar

Thank you. This old lady needs to be reminded that hope is always alive somewhere.

banana's avatar

Who is the old grey lady?