Science Nerds Demand America's New God-King Give Back Their Lunch And Cancer-Research Money
And Dom was there!
On Friday, nerds all over the US staged rallies to protest the Trump administration's cuts to federal funding research. Thousands rallied on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC to plead about the benefits of funding science and research in the knowns, known-unknowns, and unknown-unknowns.
Like so many DC rallies before it, the steps of the Lincoln Memorial were transformed into a temporary stage. There wasn't a big, black riser with rows of cameras and media crews. There weren't throngs of journalists roaming around and shoving microphones in the faces of flag waving attendees. The crowd didn't have any kind of uniform apparel, like colored hats and/or armbands.
With a few exceptions, like Bill Nye the Science Guy, and patients who owe their lives to federally funded medical research, a number of speakers were fairly boring. They stood awkwardly at podium and told corny jokes that fell flat. At one point, some of the older folks sang out-of-tune folk songs.
These were scientists. They proudly identify as nerds. They've dedicated their careers to saving lives and the planet we've all been mucking up for generations. And now many of them were facing unemployment because a merry band of bigots, buffoons, and bros decided science is, like, queer, or whatever.
People in the crowd cheered on speakers — their colleagues and fellow researchers — who lamented the loss of funding that didn't just help find cures for cancers and disease, create new technologies, or reveal secrets of the universe; they were pissed there was no money for things like coolant used in specialized freezers that preserve decades of biological specimens.
“This will lead to more deaths,” summarized Dr. Allison Agawu, Professor of Adult and Pediatric Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. “Science is a beautiful art built on a canvas of ideas. The best science comes from diverse ideas, from diverse people with diverse perspectives, spurring innovation and progress … We collectively reject that inclusion, diversity, equity and access are bad words. In fact, programs championing these ideals should be celebrated and expanded, as that is how we get the best science and the best outcomes.”
A retired mathematician from the National Security Agency explained that it could be difficult for people to understand why research jobs were important. Not everything can be easily described in an elevator pitch. “Are there places we could cut,” they said, “Sure, but people just don't understand what we do. We can't talk about it. I know my work saved lives.”
Lloyd Franklin, 64, stood at the front of the stage wearing a blue NASA jacket. He is a retired aerospace engineer who, like many kids, grew up wanting to be an astronaut. He held a sign with a photo of Apollo astronaut Gene Cernan from 1972. Cernan is taking a selfie while holding the American flag as the Earth, a pale blue dot, floats in over his shoulder. It was the last time humans walked on the Moon.
Above the photo on Franklin's sign were the words: “Science gave us this.”
“I know this is important,” Franklin said. “I know we have to make a stand.”
These types of protests have been happening almost daily over the last few weeks. Much of this is being carried out by federal workers themselves through private, encrypted chats and public message boards. Mustering a sizable crowd on short notice in the middle of the week in DC can be a Herculean task, but they have been showing up to protest regularly since congressional Republicans turned a blind-eye to Donald Trump’s sweeping cuts to federal agencies.
If they get any media attention, it’s from struggling freelancers or niche bloggers. National broadcasters or their local affiliates are not really showing up to show hundreds of federal workers protesting on the evening news. There’s a massacre being carried out in broad daylight and the pathetic reality is that much of the DC press corps is either too scared to do their jobs, or they just don’t care.
“It’s bad optics,” a colleague said.
Thanks to science, the breast cancer I had was not a death sentence.
Because of the chemo drug Herceptin, in 1995, survival went from 0% to 80% overnight (it's in the 90s now).
When my Trumper relatives said: "You look good!"
I replied: "Cold, hard, science!"
Turned my back, and will never see them again.
The world will die of this. From ignorance, from imagining the truth is unfashionable.
Truth is beauty. It also does not read your tweets. Truth does not go away when you stop believing in it. People imagine they do not need science, and in the end it is the laws of physics that have the last laugh.
Gorge yourself with slogans and cryptocurrency, you pathetic slaves of a slobbering orange wankstain. Make up and spread bullshit about vaccines and make a million on snake oil cures. The pathogens and the waters and the wildfires do not care. They will devour you and your hubris in the end.