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Platypuses (basically everything in Australia & Madagascar)

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That she is already a hell of a lot smarter and better-educated than people who are in the SC State Legislature, and eminently qualified to replace them as soon as she's old enough.

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Made the cosmic microwave background look like exactly like black body radiation, accurate to ten significant places. That's what you call <i> attention to detail!</i>

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Ah, but isn't he infallable? There is a theory that if it was a god that made platypuses, he was high as fuck at the time.

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Wow, that's TimeCube level, but with fairly decent grammar.

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I read that as inflatable, which would make about as much sense as anything.

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This is good news!

Thank you, South Carolina legislature, for doing the right thing, the common-sense thing, and showing a young South Carolinian that by taking the initiative with a good idea and sticking to one's guns, one can move mountains.

I have a new 8-year old hero tonight.

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Of course there is still time for SC's lovely Nikki Bag o'Hamsters Haley to veto the whole thing.

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Way to go, Olivia. Absolute awesomesauce!

Is there any way we can get Olivia to adopt this entire ugly vile little snark mob?

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So some shithead legislator was convinced he should stop being a total ignorant dick about [wait for it] THE AGE OF THE FKG EARTH?

Can't wait for the party when we convince this guy that Earth is A FKG SPHERE.

Apologies: these creationist morons (redundant) just annoy the fk outa me...

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