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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

If I had a normal job and my employers were normal and had a clue it would definitely be harassment. They tend to forget that I have female parts. Even if we had an HR dept. I couldn't complain because I do my fair share of the bad behavior and instigating. Way more fun this way.

ahughes798's avatar

As long as it's equal to and fro, it can be fun! "Erection Man" is still gross, LOL!

Chuck's avatar

I can only hope that Spiders don't get blue balls. 90 billion years of blue balls would not be cured by some Advil.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

SNRKLE! Haven't seen that in decades!

Found a copy, "reprinted with permission" (unlikely....):http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/s...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Best item in the link is from Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former Princeton roommate: "Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"How did the last men who came here die?"One of those questions that answers itself.

willi0000000's avatar

someone suggested "google ted cruz smiling" . . . it's a horrifying experience.

good antidotes are GISs for either Barack Obama or Joe Biden smiling . . . they both look like they're actually enjoying themselves.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nothing matters today, but tomorrow.

I guess one can always wish for a better collection of memories, but it's a point of pride that you've come farther than most people ever will.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Blade Runner meets The French Connection. I liked it a lot, too. Douglas was one of the dodgiest "heroes" in movie history.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nuh-uh. When you have "the interests of the shareholders" to think of, the rest of humanity is chopped liver.

LadyLaz's avatar

Actually dying in the middle coitus sounds awesome

YourNameHere's avatar

Wonder Woman was created by a guy who had two wives and loved bondage. These guys really need to do more research. Also, Wonder Woman is bisexual and Captain America has Bucky in the movies and Tony in the comics so...like 3/4s of the Young Avengers are gay or bisexual. We're already there dude. Wiccan & Hulking <3 <3

exgnosis's avatar

Dicker!? I just met 'er!

exgnosis's avatar

Makes "oh God! oh God!" so much more poignant.