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If I had a normal job and my employers were normal and had a clue it would definitely be harassment. They tend to forget that I have female parts. Even if we had an HR dept. I couldn't complain because I do my fair share of the bad behavior and instigating. Way more fun this way.

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As long as it's equal to and fro, it can be fun! "Erection Man" is still gross, LOL!

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I can only hope that Spiders don't get blue balls. 90 billion years of blue balls would not be cured by some Advil.

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Umm... do they have Scrabble?

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SNRKLE! Haven't seen that in decades!

Found a copy, "reprinted with permission" (unlikely....):http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/s...

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Best item in the link is from Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former Princeton roommate: "Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988."

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"How did the last men who came here die?"One of those questions that answers itself.

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Makes the fingering easy to learn.

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someone suggested "google ted cruz smiling" . . . it's a horrifying experience.

good antidotes are GISs for either Barack Obama or Joe Biden smiling . . . they both look like they're actually enjoying themselves.

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Nothing matters today, but tomorrow.

I guess one can always wish for a better collection of memories, but it's a point of pride that you've come farther than most people ever will.

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Blade Runner meets The French Connection. I liked it a lot, too. Douglas was one of the dodgiest "heroes" in movie history.

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Nuh-uh. When you have "the interests of the shareholders" to think of, the rest of humanity is chopped liver.

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Actually dying in the middle coitus sounds awesome

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Wonder Woman was created by a guy who had two wives and loved bondage. These guys really need to do more research. Also, Wonder Woman is bisexual and Captain America has Bucky in the movies and Tony in the comics so...like 3/4s of the Young Avengers are gay or bisexual. We're already there dude. Wiccan & Hulking <3 <3

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Dicker!? I just met 'er!

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Makes "oh God! oh God!" so much more poignant.

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