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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Call me crazy, but didn't I have to show proof of citizenship to vote already? I seem to remember having to show a passport or birth certificate when I first registered. That was why I always thought it absurd that millions of non-citizens could vote in the first place.

ChrisJohnson's avatar

Always an upvote for any Bloom County reference. That strip saved my life in the 1980s. I grabbed the Minneapolis Tribune every AM to read it.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Does he know he votes via mail in ballot?

diogenez's avatar

I'm pretty sure Donald believes that sitting in the Oval Office and sulking is one of his main duties. And golf.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I washed the dishes and packed the food. It's time we drove to The City. Later, we'll be celebrating my birthday/Meccalopolis's retirement at one of our favorite vegan restaurants for a chanterelle dinner.

M'Hael's avatar

"Then the entire narcissistic edifice of his ego might collapse into a puddle."

Not that I think it'll happen, because I believe it is literally impossible, but for the sake of argument and lulz... what exactly does it do to a person when that happens? Is it even POSSIBLE for it to happen, not just for Trump (which it's not) but for anyone?

A Changeling's avatar

I’m just curious, if the 2020 and 2022 elections are always brought up by this man as “stolen” and he’s rambling about the 2026 election being “stolen”, then why are more cronies not on board to investigate 2024? If there are 3 “stolen” elections… aren’t they all suspect? (I know the answer already. It’s just maddening.)

Enter Ranting's avatar

Democrat wins are stolen, and Republican wins are legitimate – ON THE SAME BALLOT.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Because he thinks if you say something enough times people will believe its true.

Dunno why you expected additional internal logic?

Tecolote's avatar

Mikey's face is what you get after the Keebler elf fucked Howdy Doody.

CzechJournalists's avatar

okay, so guess we're waiting on the white house hiding from and refusing delivery of the housing bill like ken paxton trying to dodge a process server now?

Oy!'s avatar

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Succinct.

"The Supreme Court cast its long-telegraphed death blow to independent agencies Monday, confirming that the president can fire at-will civil servants that were meant to be insulated from political backlash. In a second opinion, though, the Court gave the Federal Reserve a special carveout from this new reality.

The odd baby-splitting in the combination of Trump v. Slaughter and Trump v. Cook — both authored by Chief Justice John Roberts — reveals the right-wing Court’s priorities: It may be sanguine about the demolition of agencies mostly used to regulate big business and protect worker rights, but is far less willing to let President Trump take over the Fed and unleash global economic chaos. "

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/scotus-officially-kills-precedent-that-protected-agencies-from-a-vengeful-president-but-with-special-federal-reserve-carveout

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Oh good, they protected their wallets. Too bad they shat all over every other agency.

Marc's avatar

Once again he shows he has no idea what a communist is. People who don't admire gold toilet owners? The story that he though Canada and Britain have a House of Communists has yet to be disproven.

R. Riddle's avatar

"Communist", "Socialist", and "Marxist" have been interchangeable terms in right-wing circles for anyone they disagree with since the John Bircher days.

"M"'s avatar

Marc Elias and Mike Young talk about the dangers of the normalization of corruption which is taking place across institutions (including the fourth estate, with the notable exception of independent media outlets like yr Wonkette)

https://xcancel.com/i/status/2071043655821857110

R. Riddle's avatar

Wonkette bribes readers with cocktail recipes and those cakes we like.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Don't forget the dick jokes.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Well, thanks to Mike Johnson (or mebby not precisely him), I can't watch the World Cup unless I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant, or I give money to Fox One. LOL, fuck that, I wouldn't give them a dime.

but I DO get to keep the live score updates on my phone to keep me up to speed.

Come on Japan! Shock the world!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

JAPAN SHOCKING THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

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When is the last time they shocked…oh, right.

Antifa Commander's avatar

a Trump promise, like the vice presidency, is not worth a bucket of warm shit.

Misspelled "vice president" there.

josephebacon's avatar

A video shared by Trump White House staffer Margo Martin, whom the president once called his “most beautiful aide,” is receiving severe backlash.

Martin, 30, shared a video of the president walking through Lafayette Square, a public park directly north of the White House.

Trump and Interior Secretary Doug Bergum “walk through Lafayette Square to view recent renovations,” Martin posted.

But the video has not gone over well.

“Look at that elderly shuffling moron he’s walking on wet bricks he’s gonna slip,” one person commented.

Others asserted that Trump is more focused on his “beautification” projects around D.C. than on other matters that more directly impact Americans.

“We are in a war this moron started that is costing billions of dollars to the United States for no reason. He’s mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files. He has grifted billions of dollars. And all he cares about is fixing statues,” one commented.

“Trump hard at work lowering grocery prices,” one person said jokingly.

“Another day of putting the things Americans cares about the most last,” another joked.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-most-beautiful-aide-margo-martin-accidentally-humiliates-him-with-lafayette-square-video/

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I'm confused. That's the most normal I have seen him walk since he won a second term.

VwllssWndr's avatar

People didn't vote for Trump because they wanted good government, they voted for him to punish liberals and minorities.

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"I lost the farm my family has owned for generations because of Trump's tariffs, but at least he kept a trans woman from playing team volleyball somewhere in Idaho."

Russell Jones's avatar

>>"Look at that elderly shuffling moron . . ."<<

Nope. Not gonna do it, and you can't make me! :D