If there's one lesson we all must learn, it's that people who ride around on scooters are people too . Granted, they have lost the basic human ability to walk, and would not have survived the world at any point in history except right about now, but
I think the writer meant the wonkette corporate office at WongCo, a division of Western Oil & Natural Gas Holding, a unit of International Word Importers, a NewsCorp company.
Of course there are some people who need the scooters for reasons that beg our compassion. Let's say a war vet.
BUT, the TP'ers who came to BeckStock are the same crowd that came to town hall meetings last summer to scream about people faking their health problems. And don't tell me you haven't seen the "scooter store" ads where they say "Medicare pays the full cost in most situations".
Damn socialists on their socialist scooters driving up and down government mandated ramps and curb cuts.
And how can you go to Disney World and museums using your Rascal? Thank the ADA and their ramps. If it wasn't for this GOVERNMENT policy, all you'd be able to do is sit and home listening to the rest of your family talking about how much fun they had with Mickey.
A million scooter army would be awesome (and scary) but when they all park at McDonalds for their Breakfast Burrito Malt™ and everyone plugs in their scooters at the same time I fear the power grid will crash.
I'll admit I'm jealous of these people. A big, comfy seat with room for all of your stuff. A place for a drink and snacks. Your monkey butler riding next to you to grab items you point at with a stick. You can have a radio and an air horn to scare kids with. And usually whoever is riding in these things has 2 or 3 people trailing behind as attendants as well.
I think the writer meant the wonkette corporate office at WongCo, a division of Western Oil & Natural Gas Holding, a unit of International Word Importers, a NewsCorp company.
I feel certain that every form of "lardbottom" was taken already, so I'm real happy for you Lizzie.
I am so glad you did not spring this mental image on me before dinner.
i WISH i had a job and could buy a scooter.
they seriously rock.
Captain Pike: That would have been a totally cool outfit to wear at Beckapalooza. It would be on the level of the Sandwich Demon.
Of course there are some people who need the scooters for reasons that beg our compassion. Let's say a war vet.
BUT, the TP'ers who came to BeckStock are the same crowd that came to town hall meetings last summer to scream about people faking their health problems. And don't tell me you haven't seen the "scooter store" ads where they say "Medicare pays the full cost in most situations".
Damn socialists on their socialist scooters driving up and down government mandated ramps and curb cuts.
Dude. I was thinking of "both at the same time" and totally lost track of what the question was.
And how can you go to Disney World and museums using your Rascal? Thank the ADA and their ramps. If it wasn't for this GOVERNMENT policy, all you'd be able to do is sit and home listening to the rest of your family talking about how much fun they had with Mickey.
Less transfats & HFCS = more mobility.
When we socialist muslins finally do take over the Scooter People will be our first targets!
A million scooter army would be awesome (and scary) but when they all park at McDonalds for their Breakfast Burrito Malt™ and everyone plugs in their scooters at the same time I fear the power grid will crash.
I'll admit I'm jealous of these people. A big, comfy seat with room for all of your stuff. A place for a drink and snacks. Your monkey butler riding next to you to grab items you point at with a stick. You can have a radio and an air horn to scare kids with. And usually whoever is riding in these things has 2 or 3 people trailing behind as attendants as well.