Happier Days. Scott Baio was having a bad day. He had gone to every Starbucks in a five-mile radius of his house, and literally nobody believed him when he said his name was "Trump!" They wouldn't write it on his cup, they wouldn't yell "Trump!" when his orange mocha frappuccino was ready, and he was pretty sure he heard a barista ask under her breath if he was "that guy from 'Growing Pains.'" Another barista said, "No, he looks more like the guy from 'Charles In Charge,' if Charles got old and pervy and drove a windowless van." He visited all his favorite haunts in Los Angeles, asking random bystanders and cashiers if they wanted to see the picture of a black guy he
Lets hope that having to hear about the (resurgence, resurrection, recrudescence?) of Scott Baio is the worst thing Trump inflicts us. But looking at his "cabinet" picks I'm afraid it won't be.
Bay-OhBay-ay-ay-ayayay-yoDaylight come andMe wanna blow my fucken brains outWith votesI'm talking about meNot anybody else!Fer chrissake.Not literally, of courseNever mind.
Regardless of whether S.Baio is a pu$$y (as alleged) or a short Arnold Schwartzenegger - I don't know, and I really don't care - would any reader like to contemplate what would have been the response had Mr. Baio responded (after being grabbed under the arms and shaken) by grabbing his (female) assailant under her arms and shaking her?
Battery is battery, regardless of which gender is the actor and which is acted upon. Or doesn't it work that way?
"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people beat up Scott Baio that all the time."
Lets hope that having to hear about the (resurgence, resurrection, recrudescence?) of Scott Baio is the worst thing Trump inflicts us. But looking at his "cabinet" picks I'm afraid it won't be.
Bay-OhBay-ay-ay-ayayay-yoDaylight come andMe wanna blow my fucken brains outWith votesI'm talking about meNot anybody else!Fer chrissake.Not literally, of courseNever mind.
Right? Here's an idea for those ladies... Don't put up with it! Shocking!
A no win situation for Scott. He probably walks into that sort of thing a lot.
"...because every part of Scott Baio is a pussy."Nicetime laugh. I gained at least a week of life with that.
Regardless of whether S.Baio is a pu$$y (as alleged) or a short Arnold Schwartzenegger - I don't know, and I really don't care - would any reader like to contemplate what would have been the response had Mr. Baio responded (after being grabbed under the arms and shaken) by grabbing his (female) assailant under her arms and shaking her?
Battery is battery, regardless of which gender is the actor and which is acted upon. Or doesn't it work that way?
Someone think of the children.
I thought Scalia would be this millenia's Benedict Arnold, but yeah, Comey is even worse than Scalia.
Scott Baio is looking for a safe space?
Charles in Charge of Filing Charges
"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people beat up Scott Baio that all the time."
Chachee should be thrilled anyone knows who he is at all.
I'm gonna go ahead and laugh. Santa already knows I'm naughty, so no ballerina Barbie or nasty woman president for me anyway.
Oh, and fuck Scott Baio.
Schlitz.
Snorting hot coffee through my nose is not fun, but SO TOTALLY worth it! You may have my share of today's internets.
Wow, that much?!
Mine requires division by zero.