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Ducksworthy's avatar

Lets hope that having to hear about the (resurgence, resurrection, recrudescence?) of Scott Baio is the worst thing Trump inflicts us. But looking at his "cabinet" picks I'm afraid it won't be.

mailman27's avatar

Bay-OhBay-ay-ay-ayayay-yoDaylight come andMe wanna blow my fucken brains outWith votesI'm talking about meNot anybody else!Fer chrissake.Not literally, of courseNever mind.

HazooToo's avatar

Right? Here's an idea for those ladies... Don't put up with it! Shocking!

Ruhe's avatar

A no win situation for Scott. He probably walks into that sort of thing a lot.

lovelydestruction's avatar

"...because every part of Scott Baio is a pussy."Nicetime laugh. I gained at least a week of life with that.

Carey Allison's avatar

Regardless of whether S.Baio is a pu$$y (as alleged) or a short Arnold Schwartzenegger - I don't know, and I really don't care - would any reader like to contemplate what would have been the response had Mr. Baio responded (after being grabbed under the arms and shaken) by grabbing his (female) assailant under her arms and shaking her?

Battery is battery, regardless of which gender is the actor and which is acted upon. Or doesn't it work that way?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Someone think of the children.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I thought Scalia would be this millenia's Benedict Arnold, but yeah, Comey is even worse than Scalia.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Scott Baio is looking for a safe space?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Charles in Charge of Filing Charges

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people beat up Scott Baio that all the time."

Jennifer R's avatar

Chachee should be thrilled anyone knows who he is at all.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I'm gonna go ahead and laugh. Santa already knows I'm naughty, so no ballerina Barbie or nasty woman president for me anyway.

Oh, and fuck Scott Baio.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Snorting hot coffee through my nose is not fun, but SO TOTALLY worth it! You may have my share of today's internets.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wow, that much?!

Mine requires division by zero.