Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America, With His Handsomeness
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We all know that boy-crazy Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan has only orchestrated this whole nomination business to get some facetime with distinguished older gentlemen in hopes of finally finding "the one." But only Republican hero Scott Brown realized the leverage this gave Senators over the future judicial dictator, and he used all of his powers of sexiness to get her to abandon her plans to declare the Army unconstitutional on her first day on the bench.
Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America, With His Handsomeness
Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America…
Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America, With His Handsomeness
We all know that boy-crazy Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan has only orchestrated this whole nomination business to get some facetime with distinguished older gentlemen in hopes of finally finding "the one." But only Republican hero Scott Brown realized the leverage this gave Senators over the future judicial dictator, and he used all of his powers of sexiness to get her to abandon her plans to declare the Army unconstitutional on her first day on the bench.