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"Buckley's Frozen Seamen???" Really????

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hear hear! I can't say it enough; fuck you Walnuts. And don't even get me started on martha.

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No, of course he's not a paid spokesman. You sign up on his page, he gets your profits; anyone you sign up, he gets your profits and your subcontractor's profits, and so on. That's how a pyramid scheme works. He building out his own multilevel pyramid. He's not hawking for the grifter; he's the grifter.

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Yes, that was my take on it.

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Bike shop workin' does not pay the BIG BUCKS - nor does their health insurance cover fetal blood and acai berry smoothies (Walkers REAL Fountain of Youth, BTW).

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My former hairdresser got into ACN a few years back; when she should have been making sure my hair colour wasn't on too long she was on the phone about her new business. She had to schedule my next appt around the big ACN shindig in California, with keynote address by... wait for it... Donald Trump.Yeah, well, that's why she's my former hairdresser.

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How many calories does shaking my cocktail shaker burn up? That's my only form of cardio.

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Scott Brown needs to take up painting. Might I suggest self-portrais while sitting in the bathtub.

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Scott Brown's Bike Shop: The Official Supplier of Tricycles for the Republican field...

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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I sat through one that had something to do with water filters many years back. I hurt myself rolling my eyes really hard.

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some good did come of that . . . we could now be subjected to Senator martha coakley.

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"Multi-level marketing (i.e. Mary Kay, Amway, Pure Romance, Mancave, Arbonne, any number of juicers and cleansers, etc.) operates on the idea that their customers sell the products."

Yep, a pretext is definitely an idea.

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haha that was cropped by serendipity...

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ooh! OOh! I totally know what $AยฎAH!โ„ข is gonna do with those extra three minutes a week she just freed up!

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I got involved in a pyramid scheme? Boy am Mayan idiot!!

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