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"It's far from conclusive that Paul LePage understands..."

The difference between his ass and his elbow?

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... which reminds me, what's the status of funds collected "for the veterans" during the Drumpf phony-benefit for them as a fuck-you to the Fox debates? You know, the money that went into some Trump "Foundation" black hole? Any disbursements beyond a few thousand of the millions collected? No? Well then, let's just forget about that.

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... "let's dispense with this notion that Elizabeth Warren doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing." Scott Brown, OTOH...

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... been hearing a lot of this on the newinfotainment networks lately... and I haz a confuze. Isn't a vote for someone the ultimate endorsement? Or is it more of a case of... "yeah, I'll vote for the fucker but I ain't never gonna give him, you know, support or anything"? Cognitive dissonance - how does it work?

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... so, AOT,K?

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Well, certainly not Tweetie.

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And Scott Brown's impo'tant, too!

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Don't be too tough on the empty suit. He is desperately trying to remain politically relevant and the weight loss pill deal isn't making much money these days.

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Bit of a no-brainer, really.

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I can think of one decision she was able to make: run against Scott Brown.

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All those campaign debts? All those guys who work on the campaign but never get paid? Advertisers who never get paid? You are a blanking genius.

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I believe Hilz has the Schwarzes wrapped up.

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Happy Cinco De Mayo! Also too does anyone know what we're celebrating? I've got the tequila already but just curious about the holiday.

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What would Tweety say if he saw Scott Brown sauntering up and down the runway?

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Scott would have much more respect for Elizabeth Warren if she were making the world a better place by hawking diet supplements.

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I think it commemorates the opening of the vast chimichanga mines at Zacatecas in 1546...

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