Sweet baby pink-swaddled Jesus, this has got to be the best worst introduction of a candidate you aresupposedlysupporting in the history of everything. Be right back, we have to go have these split sides stitched up. At a campaign stop on this primary day in New Hampshire -- Scott Brown's last chance to persuade Republican voters that he has always loved the Granite State, which he has always been from, no really, it's true -- Chris Sununu, spawn of the state's former Republican governor, John Sununu, and someone who should probably brush up on his public speaking skills before he tries to further pursue his own political career -- made this oh-so-compelling pitch to those who might still have lingering doubts about Brown, who moved to New Hampshire all of two seconds ago, after being so unceremoniously fired by the voters of Massabqhatevwr, shhhhhh, let's not even talk about it, that's all behind us now.
New Hampster is the Northern Boston suburbs. Most of the state's population lives within commuting distance of Beantown. Vermont is New York's bucolic Upper-Upper-Upper East Side and is also the site of its largest hippie reservation.
(Actually in the upstate NY areas adjacent to the VT border or across the lake, the Green Mountain state exerts considerable cultural influence.)
Maine represents the old, flinty, traditional New England of yore. In one sense it could be viewed as the true New England, which is something that Mainers readily point out to anyone from Away.
The most amazing/horrifying thing about all of this is that idiot-boy (Brown) will still easily win the primary. I don't know if this fact says more about the lack of depth of the candidate pool or the mental faculties of NH voters.
"Everyone keeps saying how Scott Brown is "some kind of dick!" Well, Scott Brown and I once touched penis tips together, like *boop*, just accidentally one time at the gym, totally no-homo! But I can say to you now that he's no dick at all!"
New Hampster is the Northern Boston suburbs. Most of the state's population lives within commuting distance of Beantown. Vermont is New York's bucolic Upper-Upper-Upper East Side and is also the site of its largest hippie reservation.
(Actually in the upstate NY areas adjacent to the VT border or across the lake, the Green Mountain state exerts considerable cultural influence.)
Maine represents the old, flinty, traditional New England of yore. In one sense it could be viewed as the true New England, which is something that Mainers readily point out to anyone from Away.
Also, too, lobsters, LL Bean and New Balance.
Is being a phony from New hampshire better than being a brony from New Hampshire?
The most amazing/horrifying thing about all of this is that idiot-boy (Brown) will still easily win the primary. I don't know if this fact says more about the lack of depth of the candidate pool or the mental faculties of NH voters.
"Everyone keeps saying how Scott Brown is "some kind of dick!" Well, Scott Brown and I once touched penis tips together, like *boop*, just accidentally one time at the gym, totally no-homo! But I can say to you now that he's no dick at all!"
Chris Sununu Speech, draft #4
Insincerity is a plus IYAR.
FTW!!