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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The last time I was ever drunk was at my bachelor party and that was what? — 28 years ago, 27 years ago"

Man, that must have been a fuckload of alcohol, to impair your abilities TO THIS VERY DAY! Jesus dude, you're lucky to be alive. Probably shouldn't be driving that truck though.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Get this man in charge of technology regulation or legislation, stat!

diogenez's avatar

@%N@B^&$%^&$ sez my butt

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

anyone else disturbed by the idea that a grown man- and a former US Senator at that- needed to be shown how to use facebook? We're not talking about a petrified Senator like gramps McCain- Brown is 53, far too young to be playing the geriatric technophobe. I'd rather cop to being drunk than admit I was that inept...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How soon can this loser follow the Tundra Twat into oblivion?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no kidding- they're almost always a major buzz kill

chascates's avatar

Moar photos of daughters wearing coconut bras pleeze.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

WORST

LIAR

EVAH!!

Geez, that was painful to read- dude, no one believes that horse manure...