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Vienna Woods's avatar

My poor father. 4 daughters, no sons.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My question is, is he still talking to kings and queens?

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, no diurnal cycle prejudice, okay?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, but would he let his daughter marry one?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

A truckload or two of lint rollers instead? And claw-proof window screens, right?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Granite State still has an unknown number of ISIS sleeper cells. Build the damn <strike>wall</strike> chain-link fence at Dixville Notch, eh?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Snyder « Santorum « Perry « Rick Scott » Brown » Walker. Yup, all of the derp intersects in Florida. But we kind of always knew that, didn't we?

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Ikimizi's avatar

"I’m going to go after every vote — male, female, rich, poor, black, white, happy, sad."

It's about time someone in politics stood up for Sad-Americans. Scott will pass laws to make the sad the fastest-growing group in New Hampshire, a goal he already achieved in Mass.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Can't, too depressed.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Scott Brown: The (R) candidate's version of the hooker saying "Well, what do you WANT my name to be?" "I'll leave that up to you and others to determine." Yeah, because what we need in the Senate is more clueless schmucks.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

HOST: Why do you think this gender gap persists and how can you and other Republican candidates this year close it? BROWN: Well I’ll leave that to the political pundits.

Give him credit for understanding the GOP's approach.

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