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Only relevant question for Scott Brown: boxers or briefs?

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"...something something something, and then something about a plantain sling."

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A bit older than Glee. Golden Girls used this bit some years ago.<br /><br />Sent from my iPhone

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Gotta love the classics!

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Did the crowd want the bull to run him down?

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<blockquote>Brown is a regular face on national TV – he’ll host Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor” on Friday night and will appear on Chris Wallace’s Fox show on Sunday – but Sandra Gomez was the first fairgoer to recognize Brown.</blockquote>

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<blockquote>This weekend, he and his wife, an Iowa native who competed in a state fair skillet-tossing championship as a girl, are on a family vacation to see friends and relatives in South Dakota and Iowa, where he made his premier visit to the state fair here.</blockquote>

Other than the TV crew following him around, then, this wasn't as opportunistic as a one-stop visit...

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necrophilia also too

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Couscous

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with Elvis

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Caucasus. This is Iowa we're talking about.

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It is kind of like a Cinderella story only backwards.

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He's right purty. I'd vote for him for Homecoming Queen any day.

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<i>The Des Moines Register followed him around the fair as he ate a corn dog</i>

Pix or it didn't happen!

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If he will give me one of his daughters, I will give him my vote.

Sexist? Yes. Misogynistic? Yes. Creepy? Yes. Politics as Usual? Yes.

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Some of us are kinda into that...

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