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I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶r̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶.̶.̶.̶.̶

Idk, I can do that, sometimes....

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Or off the job...

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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Please, please, never make me picture Donald Trump having sex again.

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Yes, we should suggest both ladies intern at Fox.

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I can see... you.. are a woman who can drive a man mad...with desire....but. Understand. It is not machismo that makes Rick Hill the force behind what he does, who he is. It is not ego. No. It is that ego... cannot contain someone like...myself. It is because that when I am with a woman, who is close to me...I am assured of my being, confident in my body... I can hold someone close...feel their heart beat against my chest. Look into their eyes to feel their spark...breath deep, taking the essence into myself...then, holding them tight...at the waist, pulled to me...I will combine earth, fire, water, air as well as the fifth element, heart to become! Captain Planet

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usually, Donald Trump is happy to tell us about it. why not imply that he's Scott's bottom?

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Thanks, but I don't go that way.

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As far as I know, he's not having sex.

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"“I would have been fired immediately if I had done anything,” he added."

Yes, I remember being so thrilled when Bill O'Reilly was fired for sexually harassing his producer with the threat of rubbing a falafel on her privates. Say...whatever happened to that guy?

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I can't help but think of Sid Vicious and his spiky dark hair when I see the name "Sid" in writing. I agree that the juxtaposition with a deceptively cuddly name like "Bernie" makes it laughable,

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NO! Even the thought grosses me out, like Ailes raw-hamburger-resembling-genitalia.

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I know this will come across as sexist or as misogyny, but I don't find Andrea attractive? Just an opinion?

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I hope these fuckers civil war each other to hell! They are all liars and horrible people. I hope they are all destroyed.

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Thanks for that. There are so few good trolls that I hate to think that I missed one today. In truth though, a day with the missus was more fun than troll bating.

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Perhaps you were such a fantastic lover he knew he could never equal you, and went the other route,

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