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I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶r̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶.̶.̶.̶.̶

Idk, I can do that, sometimes....

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Rick Hill's avatar

Or off the job...

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Tosca's avatar

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Please, please, never make me picture Donald Trump having sex again.

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chascates's avatar

Yes, we should suggest both ladies intern at Fox.

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Rick Hill's avatar

I can see... you.. are a woman who can drive a man mad...with desire....but. Understand. It is not machismo that makes Rick Hill the force behind what he does, who he is. It is not ego. No. It is that ego... cannot contain someone like...myself. It is because that when I am with a woman, who is close to me...I am assured of my being, confident in my body... I can hold someone close...feel their heart beat against my chest. Look into their eyes to feel their spark...breath deep, taking the essence into myself...then, holding them tight...at the waist, pulled to me...I will combine earth, fire, water, air as well as the fifth element, heart to become! Captain Planet

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

usually, Donald Trump is happy to tell us about it. why not imply that he's Scott's bottom?

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btwbfdimho's avatar

Thanks, but I don't go that way.

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btwbfdimho's avatar

As far as I know, he's not having sex.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"“I would have been fired immediately if I had done anything,” he added."

Yes, I remember being so thrilled when Bill O'Reilly was fired for sexually harassing his producer with the threat of rubbing a falafel on her privates. Say...whatever happened to that guy?

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H0mer0's avatar

I can't help but think of Sid Vicious and his spiky dark hair when I see the name "Sid" in writing. I agree that the juxtaposition with a deceptively cuddly name like "Bernie" makes it laughable,

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H0mer0's avatar

NO! Even the thought grosses me out, like Ailes raw-hamburger-resembling-genitalia.

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Steve Haughn's avatar

I know this will come across as sexist or as misogyny, but I don't find Andrea attractive? Just an opinion?

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SC's avatar

I hope these fuckers civil war each other to hell! They are all liars and horrible people. I hope they are all destroyed.

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BrianW's avatar

Thanks for that. There are so few good trolls that I hate to think that I missed one today. In truth though, a day with the missus was more fun than troll bating.

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BrianW's avatar

Perhaps you were such a fantastic lover he knew he could never equal you, and went the other route,

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