Roll your eyes with us, won't you please, at the latest steaming pile of stupid from former Sen. Scott Brown (R-Whatever State Will Take Him): “Gosh can you imagine if Mitt was the president right now?” Brown said. “He was right on Russia, he was right on Obamacare, he was right on the economy. And I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now and, you know, worrying about our foreign policy screw ups.”
"I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now"
No, we'd be too busy worrying about how to pay for the war with Iran on top of the ongoing wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and wondering when any of them would ever end, and which side Pakistan and its nukes would come in on.
What . . . no army of Mormon missionaries, trying to save them before they die of terminal puking, so they can get to planet Zarkolon or whatever-the-fuck-it's-called after they're dead?
And to think that Mitt was best of the litter that included Michele Bachmann, Newt, The Donald, Herman Cain, Santorum, and so many other uber-qualified non-Kenyans.
"I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now"
No, we'd be too busy worrying about how to pay for the war with Iran on top of the ongoing wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and wondering when any of them would ever end, and which side Pakistan and its nukes would come in on.
Mitt was right on Obamacare? Excuse me while I mop the coffee from my keyboard.
What . . . no army of Mormon missionaries, trying to save them before they die of terminal puking, so they can get to planet Zarkolon or whatever-the-fuck-it's-called after they're dead?
Really? According to the GOP, it's Colt 45, crab legs, and crack cocaine.
He means we'd have even bigger problems to worry about.
Maybe the secret of Magic Mormon Undies is asbestos?
Incitatus libel!!!!
Mitt prevents starvation: let them eat cake.
Right in the sense that Mitt is always right, as long as you only consider the correct one of his myriad of positions on any given question.
And to think that Mitt was best of the litter that included Michele Bachmann, Newt, The Donald, Herman Cain, Santorum, and so many other uber-qualified non-Kenyans.
Bqhatevwr, Scottie. Maybe you can try Vermont in a couple more years. Or Iowa. You and Cuckoo Joni could have a dumb-off.
Buy low, sell high, and get away with it because the government can't negotiate prices.
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Ugh! I rolled my eyes so hard that it was audible.
You went there?! Shamus on you!
+100
I thought you were out among the fat trees.