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malsperanza's avatar

"I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now"

No, we'd be too busy worrying about how to pay for the war with Iran on top of the ongoing wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and wondering when any of them would ever end, and which side Pakistan and its nukes would come in on.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Mitt was right on Obamacare? Excuse me while I mop the coffee from my keyboard.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

What . . . no army of Mormon missionaries, trying to save them before they die of terminal puking, so they can get to planet Zarkolon or whatever-the-fuck-it's-called after they're dead?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Really? According to the GOP, it's Colt 45, crab legs, and crack cocaine.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He means we'd have even bigger problems to worry about.

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diogenez's avatar

Mitt prevents starvation: let them eat cake.

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Jared James's avatar

Right in the sense that Mitt is always right, as long as you only consider the correct one of his myriad of positions on any given question.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And to think that Mitt was best of the litter that included Michele Bachmann, Newt, The Donald, Herman Cain, Santorum, and so many other uber-qualified non-Kenyans.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Bqhatevwr, Scottie. Maybe you can try Vermont in a couple more years. Or Iowa. You and Cuckoo Joni could have a dumb-off.

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PubOption's avatar

Buy low, sell high, and get away with it because the government can't negotiate prices.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Roll your eyes with us</i>

Ugh! I rolled my eyes so hard that it was audible.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You went there?! Shamus on you!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

+100

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bobbert's avatar

I thought you were out among the fat trees.

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