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Scott Brown presents <i>Titanic II: We still haven’t learned how to miss the friggin' icebergs.</i>

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Why do people join fraternities and sororities?

Really, why? Like fer instance, when former Reagan and GHWB chief of staff James Baker went back to school at age 27, why did he pledge a fraternity? He didn't <i>seem</i> stupid or insane, whatever his other failings.

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Bleh. That twink was beyond his expiration date when the centerfold was done.

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You'd think she'd be kicking his ass, but this is New Hampshire after all. And New Hampshire is weird. It's one of the reasons I'm so focused on this race and have been giving all my beer money to it (ahem). No WAY should Scott Brown get another chance in the Senate.

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Was it free Natty Ice or PBR? I only speak out of concern that good beer may have been wasted on an event that calls for the crappiest beer possible.

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Ladies, what can Brown do for you?

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Living THE <i>DREAM</i>, dude! "I'm horny tonight and Todd's out with his brothers brutalizing and humiliating pledges. Lascaux, put down that toilet brush and c'mon on to my room, why dontcha? You can refill the tampon dispensers later."

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ayn rand's prime demographic.

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scott brown representing the party of mamma's little meat heads.

gross.

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